will have to double the lunch hour. have you ever been behind a woman in a salad bar?
D-OH? I think you meant “D’oh”!
Salad bars and Midnight basketball and everything will be just fine....
Hunky-dory...
A-OK....
mmmmm...yep, that’s the solution....
This country needs no less than a political enema.
99.9% of school kids won’t touch a salad bar.
To them it’s rabbit food.
“This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain to me again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.”
???? All this is really just a game these people are playing to marginalize, obfuscate, divert or complicate the real agenda they have. A death of this country by 1000 cuts (actually more than that).
How about giving the Ponderosa chain a contract for something like this? Hopefully that would include the bottomless soft drink as well as their steak, lol.
If you give a man a fish,
he will be hungry in a day.
if you give him a pole,
Show him a good fishing hole
He’ll be bringing you fish.
“Rep. Tim Ryan (D-Ohio) says a bill will be introduced in the House that will “put a salad bar in every single school in the United States of America.””
Here we go again
Dang it...
I would think with I could see “Delicious nutritious kids salad bar” in the Constitution, but for some reason I can’t find it.
Once again, this shows that I have an older version of the Constitution.
Mine doesn’t list salad bars, raisin control, ketchup speed control, smelly body products, and others as one of the specific authorities given to the federal government.
Can someone point me to where I can download a latest version of the Constitution?
One that specifically authorizes (enumerates) federal government authority over such things as:
- the amount of water in my toilet bowl
- the type of light bulbs I use
- body stench removal products
- how fast ketchup should flow out of the bottle
- delicious nutritious kids salad bar
- and also raisin control.
I’m thinking a video poker lounge would be a better choice. Get more takers.
Apparently, there is no IQ exam that must be passed to be in congress.
A Salad Bar at the UN will fix it ,LOL
Yet another attempt by the federal government to intrude on what should be a local issue.
We have spent $22 Trillion on the War on Poverty and he’s suggesting that salad bars are the answer? Yeah, that should do it.
Please excuse me while I bang my head against a wall.
Get ready for massive outbreaks of e.coli, cyclospora, intestinal parasites, salmonella, campylobacter, shigella, staphylococcus...
the public schools are already dishing out billions of tons of free food
which is NOT their purpose to begin with
(if a school wants to include a salad bar, there’s nothing stopping it....... except that many schools with salad bars drop them because the kids can view salad bars as just convenient ammunition store-houses for projectile missile war games)
Have a salad kids. While you’re at remember don’t destroy the city you live in. And stay in school!