[Rebel_Ace]

Please add more as your muse dictates...

[MeshugeMikey]

My Muse isnt in shape to keep up with that fine piece

Thank you!

[Fungi]

Doug from Upland should be on this.

[Lazamataz]

Limericks BY Jihadists

By Mohammad, the holy and sainted,
We find that your nation is tainted,
By horrible sin,
And evil within,
So we let us get better acquainted....(BOOOOOOOM)

or my favorite:

lululululululululululululululu
lululululululululululululululu
lululululululu
lululululululu
lululululululululululululululu .......(BOOOOOOOM)

[FredZarguna]

There once were two Muslims from Phoenix,
Who regarded their dead Prophet's edicts,
As so serious that
Today they're a splat.
Oh, somebody pass me a kleenix.

[hoagy62]

Two muzzies, who in mayhem excel
In Texas, they tried to rebel
The officer fired
The muzzies expired
And now they are frying in Hell.

(Hey...I tried.)

[BlueDragon]

To Hajis went to visit an Art Show

Lacking talent their entrance was deemed a no-go
Honorable mention they still did win
by exhibition of their sin

And now they lay ‘bout forever on the down low

[FredZarguna]

Nadir and his roommate romance,
shoved a couple of guns in their pants.
Which they learned was unwise
Because to their surprise
They discovered that Texas aint France.

[TADSLOS]

Derka...Derka!,

Derka...Derka!,

Derka...Derka!,

BOOM!!

[texas_mrs]

There once was a free speech event
In Texas and freedom lovers went
So Jihadis came too
But were gunned down quite soon
And never got the glory they meant.

[RC one]

One day in the lone star state
cartoons were used as bait
to draw out Jihadis in American bodies
hiding and lying in wait

It all went as well as expected
the Jihadis were quickly detected
and soon they were dead, filled full of lead
for a cartoon they felt disrespected

and then the media claimed
the victims were all to be blamed
they were asking to die, for drawing a guy
Allahu Akbar! they all then exclaimed

[Yardstick]

There now are two corpses named Mo
Who thought they would shoot up a show
Their plan was undone
By Texans with guns
They did not even make it past Go

[matt1234]

Amendment One protects me and you.
This two muzzies sought to undo.
To Texas they went
With evil intent,
But were thwarted by Amendment Two.

[Rocky]

There once were two muzzies from Texas
Who arrived at a terrible nexus.
They had a mean plot
But instead they were shot
And now they are muzzie exes.

[Rebel_Ace]

The Jihad on American Shores
Waged by angry and violent Moors.
They took a big chance,
cuz this here's not France.
We Yankees will even the scores.

[right way right]

Durka durk.
Kadurka durk.
kadurka durka..... Derk Derk Derk!

[bluejean]

Two muzzies as crazy as loons
Enraged by some stupid cartoons
Went to slaughter some sheeple
But gun packing people
Reduced them to dead muzzie goons

[doug from upland]

If Mohammed were here, we would see
Something hidden in his history
There were rumors I heard
So we must spread the word
He would surely join LGBT

[doug from upland]

For some time here is what I have said
A true muzzie is wanting us dead
So be careful, you must
And you never should trust
Someone wearing a towel on his head

[twister881]

Jihadis pledged fealty to ISIS
Then tried to commit quite a crisis
But a Texas art show
Proved to be a no-go
They were shot right be-tween their eyes, sis!

[FredZarguna]

Some would-be Jihadi's were urgin'
To get themselves their share of virgins
And when they opened fire
The result was so dire
That neither one needed a surgeon.