Limericks for Jihadists

Self | 5/4/2015 | Rebel_Ace

[Rebel_Ace]

Please add more as your muse dictates...

[MeshugeMikey]

My Muse isnt in shape to keep up with that fine piece

Thank you!

[Fungi]

Doug from Upland should be on this.

[Lazamataz]

Limericks BY Jihadists

By Mohammad, the holy and sainted,
We find that your nation is tainted,
By horrible sin,
And evil within,
So we let us get better acquainted....(BOOOOOOOM)

or my favorite:

lululululululululululululululu
lululululululululululululululu
lululululululu
lululululululu
lululululululululululululululu .......(BOOOOOOOM)

[FredZarguna]

There once were two Muslims from Phoenix,
Who regarded their dead Prophet's edicts,
As so serious that
Today they're a splat.
Oh, somebody pass me a kleenix.

[Rebel_Ace]

Well done.

[hoagy62]

Two muzzies, who in mayhem excel
In Texas, they tried to rebel
The officer fired
The muzzies expired
And now they are frying in Hell.

(Hey...I tried.)

[Rebel_Ace]

Well done. (As in VERY well done)

[Lazamataz]

Two Muslims in the Lone Star State,
On Pamela Geller did hate,
They came to bring Hell,
But the cop aimed too well,
And now we divide their estate.

[Lazamataz]

Two Islamics came Mohammad-defending,
Offended, their rage never-ending,
Thought killing was the trick
But the cop killed them quick,
GOD I love happy a ending!

[BlueDragon]

To Hajis went to visit an Art Show

Lacking talent their entrance was deemed a no-go
Honorable mention they still did win
by exhibition of their sin

And now they lay ‘bout forever on the down low

[FredZarguna]

Nadir and his roommate romance,
shoved a couple of guns in their pants.
Which they learned was unwise
Because to their surprise
They discovered that Texas aint France.

[BlueDragon]

LOL

[BlueDragon]

change honorable to dis-honorable, and it'd work better.

Wish I'd though of that sooner

[bitt]

how ‘bout a song?

SING A SONG OF JIHAD
A BUCKET FULL OF LIES

FOOLISH DUMMY MUZZIES
BROUGHT TO GROUND TO DIE

WHEN THE ‘O’ WAS TOLD OF IT
HE RAN INSIDE TO HIDE

THE BORDER IS WIDE OPEN, TIS
TOO LATE TO STEM THE TIDE!

[oldplayer]

Nice,Hoagy!
Oldplayer

[TADSLOS]

Derka...Derka!,

Derka...Derka!,

Derka...Derka!,

BOOM!!

[dfwgator]

[texas_mrs]

There once was a free speech event
In Texas and freedom lovers went
So Jihadis came too
But were gunned down quite soon
And never got the glory they meant.

[RC one]

One day in the lone star state
cartoons were used as bait
to draw out Jihadis in American bodies
hiding and lying in wait

It all went as well as expected
the Jihadis were quickly detected
and soon they were dead, filled full of lead
for a cartoon they felt disrespected

and then the media claimed
the victims were all to be blamed
they were asking to die, for drawing a guy
Allahu Akbar! they all then exclaimed