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1 posted on 05/03/2015 4:16:01 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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Elephant: "I've left piles smarter than this guy. And why does he have a My Little Pony app?"
2 posted on 05/03/2015 4:20:37 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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“My “selfie” with the supplier of my next pair of elephant skin shoes.”


3 posted on 05/03/2015 4:22:10 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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A peanut! The size of his brain, the size of his unit, the size of his I.Q.


4 posted on 05/03/2015 4:23:26 PM PDT by lostboy61 (Lock and Load and stand your ground!.)
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“Look! Here’s what you ought to grow up to be! A Democrat Donkey!”


6 posted on 05/03/2015 4:28:09 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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“Did you know that I saved you from global warming? just ask the polar bears”


7 posted on 05/03/2015 4:35:37 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)
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This is the guy that’s promising Israel that it’s safe from Iran?


8 posted on 05/03/2015 4:40:24 PM PDT by 9thLife ("Life is a military endeavor..." -- Francis)
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Peanuts can kill people!


9 posted on 05/03/2015 4:40:44 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!")
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Presenting John Kerry ...


10 posted on 05/03/2015 4:42:28 PM PDT by Slyfox (If I'm ever accused of being a Christian, I'd like there to be enough evidence to convict me)
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“We’re going to have inspectors in Iran every day. They won’t be allowed to see anything, but they’ll be there and they never forget!”


11 posted on 05/03/2015 4:44:58 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Life is good.)
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There are no words....


13 posted on 05/03/2015 4:55:13 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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15 posted on 05/03/2015 5:04:45 PM PDT by onyx (PLEASE SUPPORT FR. Donate Monthly or Join Club 300! God bless you all.)
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“I’ve heard that you guys never forget. Well, I’m like that too. You know what’s seared in my memory? Being sent to Cambodia by President Nixon a month or two before he was inaugurated. I’ll never forget it.”


17 posted on 05/03/2015 5:13:00 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Democrats. They just ... say stuff.)
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If John F’ing Kerry ever had an original thought of his own, it would commit suicide from depression caused by absolute loneliness.
22 posted on 05/03/2015 5:40:58 PM PDT by MasterGunner01
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Did you know that I was in Vietnam? I don’t like to talk about it.


23 posted on 05/03/2015 5:41:10 PM PDT by Freestate316 (Know what you believe and why you believe it.)
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Kerry: “Here is me before the plastic surgery. And here is me after. I don’t know if the doctor works on elephants, but I could ask.”


25 posted on 05/03/2015 5:44:56 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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Kerry:
"You may be a baby elephant now, but when you grow up you can still become a RINO. Do you believe in fairies?"
26 posted on 05/03/2015 5:58:27 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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