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Dear Al Sharpton: You Lying, Race-baiting, Hobbling Bag of Human Feces…
LouderWithCrowder.com ^ | 05/01/15 | Steven Crowder

Posted on 05/01/2015 10:27:17 AM PDT by StevenCrowder

An open letter to Al Sharpton.

"Hey Al! Looks like you’ve finally made your way down to Baltimore. I don’t blame you. Gotta make them dollar, dollar bills! All those unpaid back-taxes really add up. So I want to make it clear that I don’t begrudge you one bit for trying to make a living. Heck, I don’t even mind your show at MSNBC. The mere blooper-reel has gotten more play in the Crowder household than anything else on Cablenews in the last decade. For that, I have to thank you. Matter of fact, I actually use your reel to defend our president! See, many people attack President Obama, under the guise of him being useless to anyone without his teleprompter. I say that’s unfair, when there are people like you out there who are of no use with a teleprompter. With that out of the way, can I make one request? Just one..."

(Excerpt) Read more at louderwithcrowder.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: alsharpton; baltimoreriots; blogpimp; openletter; stevencrowder

1 posted on 05/01/2015 10:27:17 AM PDT by StevenCrowder
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To: StevenCrowder
"You Lying, Race-baiting, Hobbling Bag of Human Feces…"

I refuse to read the article because the author denigrates 'bags of Human Feces' everywhere by his comparison!!!
2 posted on 05/01/2015 10:29:46 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer

it’s an insult to bags everywhere.


3 posted on 05/01/2015 10:37:36 AM PDT by brivette
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To: StevenCrowder

What stopped you from posting the whole thing?


4 posted on 05/01/2015 10:50:11 AM PDT by humblegunner (NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
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To: humblegunner

Gots to get them clicks....


5 posted on 05/01/2015 10:55:10 AM PDT by envisio (I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
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To: brivette

Pimping the “Legacy”! MLK must be spinning......


6 posted on 05/01/2015 11:13:15 AM PDT by Qtaug
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To: envisio; humblegunner

Hmmmmmmm.


7 posted on 05/01/2015 11:18:50 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: StevenCrowder

Al Charlatan incites riots for a living.


8 posted on 05/01/2015 11:55:49 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: StevenCrowder

“For that, you are a hobbling bag of human feces.”

I have to totally disagree with your use of ‘human’. I think ‘reptilian shapeshifter feces’ is more appropriate.


9 posted on 05/01/2015 12:31:28 PM PDT by MagnoliaB
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To: humblegunner

The whole thing is available on the site. You’re a free-enterpriser, right? Just support the content by reading it.

You’re welcome.


10 posted on 05/01/2015 3:34:20 PM PDT by StevenCrowder
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To: StevenCrowder
The whole thing is available on the site.

Yeah, where you get paid for it after advertising here.. for free.

Bite my ass, pimp.

11 posted on 05/01/2015 4:11:18 PM PDT by humblegunner (NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
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To: humblegunner

Clearly, you’re no Conservative.

Thanks for stopping by!


12 posted on 05/01/2015 6:52:32 PM PDT by StevenCrowder
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To: humblegunner
Yeah, where you get paid for it after advertising here.. for free.

If the original post is inappropriate, Jim & his mods are at their Liberty to delete it, right?

On the other hand, if this "free advertising" is tolerated by JimRob, then I suppose this poster was acting fully within his rights.

Is inappropriate blog pimping covered by the "Abuse" button?

If not, it ought to be.

13 posted on 05/01/2015 10:38:35 PM PDT by sargon
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To: StevenCrowder; Jane Long; mylife; SolidRedState; PROCON; TigersEye; EveningStar; katykelly; ...
Steven Crowder Ping List

Please FRMail or ping me if you want on or off.
14 posted on 05/03/2015 5:58:16 PM PDT by RandallFlagg ("When you have to shoot, SHOOT! Don't talk." --Tuco)
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To: humblegunner
Clearly, you’re no Conservative

Right wing extremist.

I knew it!

15 posted on 05/03/2015 6:10:39 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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