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Those Annoying, Stunningly Stupid Warning Labels
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| April 24, 2015
| Gerald D. Skoning
Posted on 04/26/2015 6:54:41 AM PDT by PROCON
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As long as there are stupid, low info voting liberals, there will be warning labels.
And don't even get me started on PSAs....
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posted on
04/26/2015 6:54:41 AM PDT
by
PROCON
To: PROCON
To: SamAdams76
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posted on
04/26/2015 7:04:12 AM PDT
by
PROCON
(CRUZing into 2016 with Ted!)
To: PROCON
My 1997 Polaris ATV has about 40% of the body panel area covered with warning labels, LOL.
I can only imagine what a new one looks like.
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posted on
04/26/2015 7:06:06 AM PDT
by
nascarnation
(Impeach, convict, deport)
To: nascarnation
How about backyard trampolines?
Egads, warning labels EVERYWHERE.
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posted on
04/26/2015 7:07:48 AM PDT
by
PROCON
(CRUZing into 2016 with Ted!)
To: SamAdams76
To: PROCON
What warning labels say....."You're either going to die from something you have or this".
What warning labels really say:....We warned you about "this"....don't even think lawsuit.
To: PROCON
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posted on
04/26/2015 7:13:35 AM PDT
by
Libloather
(Embrace the suck)
To: PROCON
• Label on gas caps for personal recreational vehicles, e.g., jet skis and ATVs — NEVER USE A LIT MATCH OR OPEN FLAME TO CHECK FUEL LEVEL. Years ago I drove home to my apartment complex one night to find it on fire, a car parked under the second story units had caught fire.
I watched it for a while and when I spotted the investigator and asked him the cause, he said that two guys had used a cigarette lighter to try and check the fuel level inside the gas tank.
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posted on
04/26/2015 7:19:06 AM PDT
by
ansel12
(LEGAL immigrants, 30 million 1980-2012, continues to remake the nation's electorate for democrats)
To: SamAdams76
Serious food for thought disguised as humor
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posted on
04/26/2015 7:19:57 AM PDT
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there....)
To: PROCON
I bought a quart of boiled linseed oil for a refinishing project. Besides all the standard warnings about flammability, spontaneous combustion, and cancer studies in California, there was one that really stood out:
Warning: contains linseed oil.
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posted on
04/26/2015 7:24:11 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: PROCON
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posted on
04/26/2015 7:24:32 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(I'll vote for Jeb when Terri Schiavo endorses him.)
To: JRandomFreeper
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posted on
04/26/2015 7:27:47 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(I'll vote for Jeb when Terri Schiavo endorses him.)
To: COBOL2Java
LOL! I have a former brother in law that probably NEEDs that label.
/johnny
To: PROCON
I ain’t never been no good at reading word labels. I need me pictures like the hand with cut off fingers on my table saw. I was fixxin to trim my fingernails with it.
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04/26/2015 7:31:24 AM PDT
by
JoeRed
To: PROCON
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posted on
04/26/2015 7:38:49 AM PDT
by
W.
(Many Disqus sites, Cheezburger.com and [The Internet] Archive.org all censor conservative comment.)
To: PROCON
When you look at any instruction manual, the first 5 or so pages usually covers all the sorts of “don’t use this toaster in the bathtub” type warnings. I always figure for every one of these seemingly obvious safety warnings, there was a lawsuit somewhere in the past. “This bubble bath is nice. You know what would even make it better? Toasted Pop Tarts!”
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posted on
04/26/2015 7:39:13 AM PDT
by
Flick Lives
("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
To: PROCON
This applies to warning signs as well.
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posted on
04/26/2015 7:42:34 AM PDT
by
Heart-Rest
("Woe to those who call evil good and good evil!" Isaiah 5:20)
To: ansel12
My Bonnie looked into the gas tank,
its contents more clearly to see.
She l-it a match to assist her.
Oh bring back my Bonnie to me!
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posted on
04/26/2015 8:04:21 AM PDT
by
null and void
(He who kills a tyrant (i.e. an usurper) to free his country is praised and rewarded ~ Thomas Aquinas)
To: Flick Lives
When you read one of those labels, say to yourself, “Somebody did this ... and that person can vote.”
(Even if he’s dead, he can vote Democrat.)
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posted on
04/26/2015 8:20:47 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Here, have some germs.)
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