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Vanity | 22APR2015 | Self

Posted on 04/22/2015 2:49:48 PM PDT by Cowman

Hillary Clinton after 9 weeks in the van

OR

The van after 9 weeks with Hillary.


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KEYWORDS: hrc; vans
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To: Pollster1
Do you realize what Bill Clinton (probably) touched her with???

Bill, touching Hillary? Not likely.

21 posted on 04/22/2015 3:15:30 PM PDT by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: Cowman

The van has scrap value, Hillary doesn’t.


22 posted on 04/22/2015 3:18:35 PM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: BerniesFriend

I threw up a little in my mouth.


23 posted on 04/22/2015 3:24:22 PM PDT by Mean Daddy
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To: Cowman


24 posted on 04/22/2015 3:24:26 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: BerniesFriend

Rhetorical, I’m sure!


25 posted on 04/22/2015 3:34:41 PM PDT by jennings2004 ("What difference, at this point, does it make!"!)
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To: Cowman

The van of course. I wouldn’t even clean it before putting on the auction block — some Hillary groupie would no doubt pay extra to get scooby with the germs of the Hildabeast still on it.


26 posted on 04/22/2015 3:35:18 PM PDT by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Cruz or lose!)
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To: BerniesFriend
Hmmmm...think I've made my choice...

27 posted on 04/22/2015 4:02:45 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Tennessee Nana

You can decontaminate a van but can you decontaminate a red?


28 posted on 04/22/2015 4:18:16 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (madmax)
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

Take it to a Hillary campaign stop and charge $50 a pop to let the media sycophants sniff the seats


29 posted on 04/22/2015 4:36:07 PM PDT by digger48
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To: Cowman
Hillary's van=Funky monkey stank. super stink photo: stink cheee.jpg
30 posted on 04/22/2015 4:43:10 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Cowman

The van. The interior can be replaced.


31 posted on 04/22/2015 4:43:44 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: justlurking
Bill, touching Hillary? Not likely.

Really? Bill likes variety. At some point in the past four decades he must have been desperate and drunk at the same time. Hillary likes power. At some point in the past four decades she must have been been willing to tolerate a man's touch, just to maintain her access to power. I'm not saying either one would enjoy the other, just that it must have happened a few times.

32 posted on 04/22/2015 4:48:50 PM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: Cowman

I’d take it home and just park it in the garage for the next year and a half. I suppose I’d have to put a mattress on the floor for her.


33 posted on 04/22/2015 4:50:39 PM PDT by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts It is happening again.)
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To: BerniesFriend

Easy choice!

34 posted on 04/22/2015 4:51:32 PM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: Cowman

I’ll take the van. I doubt she spent nine hours in it. I’ve brought back submerged cars so this would be a piece of cake.


35 posted on 04/22/2015 11:38:28 PM PDT by ebshumidors
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To: Cowman

I’d rather have the bottle in front of me... than a frontal lobotomy.


36 posted on 04/23/2015 3:44:26 AM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Tenacious 1
"Some of us recognized it as whimsical, thought provoking humor.

Like using BS and cowman in the same sentence?

37 posted on 04/23/2015 9:00:52 AM PDT by DannyTN
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