Would you rather have...

Vanity | 22APR2015 | Self

[Cowman]

Hillary Clinton after 9 weeks in the van

OR

The van after 9 weeks with Hillary.

[Cowman]

Please give reasons for your answer and keeping the van away from Bill so he can't relive his Elcamino days is already taken.

[Tennessee Nana]

Did Girlfriend shower regular like ???

[DannyTN]

What kind of BS question is that Cowman?

[Tenacious 1]

Will the van still run without Hillary?

[Cowman]

Did Girlfriend shower regular like ???

Does running naked through a car wash count??

[Tenacious 1]

What kind of BS question is that Cowman?

Some of us recognized it as whimsical, thought provoking humor.

[Do the math]

The van. You can fumigate and clean the van, not much you can do with the beast.

[Cowman]

Just a rhetorical question to see where everyone’s thinking is.

[BerniesFriend]

Reminds me of Family Guy when they dare each other.."Ok..what would you choose?..sex with an 80 year old Lynda Carter or with a 21 year old Eleanor clift?"

[Tennessee Nana]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Let me think on that one ???

Was soap involved ??? Yes I guess it was..

Lots of water ??? Yes again...

OK I’ll take the van I can sell it on EBay to one of Girlfriend’s groupies...

[mad_as_he$$]

Something about a Vette with a dead body in it.

[Tenacious 1]

This is kind of tough. Will Hillary still run after said time? Will the Van still Run? What can I get for the van? What’s the Red Book Value on that after running with Hillary? I don’t think old white women are going for that much on the ISIS market these days. Can either of them be parted out?

I’ll tell you this. Given the option of voting between the two for POTUS, I’ll take the van every day and twice on Sundays. And that is whether the clunker runs or not.

[Boogieman]

The van. It would be legal to burn that.

[Resolute Conservative]

The van. I’d put it on eBay and someone like Wendy Davis would buy it for a healthy profit.

[beethovenfan]

Either choice is a stinker.

[Cvengr]

Both would require complete isolation and disinfection by protected parties.

[capt. norm]

You saved me $$$ on my food bill....may not get appetite back anytime soon.

[Pollster1]

I'd need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy to tolerate either that contaminated woman or a van that had absorbed her essence for so long. Do you realize what Bill Clinton (probably) touched her with??? Do you realize what part of her body was one pantsuit away from the van? No.

[Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America]

[Cowman]

OK how about you have to drive the van home without a respirator or tyvek.