***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

21 posted on 04/03/2015 7:21:08 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

22 posted on 04/03/2015 7:40:47 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)

Reminds me of The Little Rascals.

Thanks Lucky19

FMCDH(BITS)

23 posted on 04/03/2015 7:49:30 AM PDT by nothingnew (Hemmer and MacCullum are the worst on FNC)

25 posted on 04/03/2015 7:56:09 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)

26 posted on 04/03/2015 8:00:21 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)

Hoppin down that bunny trail ....

27 posted on 04/03/2015 8:25:47 AM PDT by llevrok (To liberals, Treason Is the New Patriotism)

In b4 Hitler. Wooo!!!

28 posted on 04/03/2015 8:28:34 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)

Re: sleepy doggie. That is hilarious. No matter how many times you see it, it’s still funny.

29 posted on 04/03/2015 8:38:05 AM PDT by TheConservativeParty

John Kerry announcing the deal with Iran, is akin to me throwing a house warming party, after trying to buy a house, and having the banker walk away from the deal.

"There will be no sunset to the deal that we are working to finalize. No sunset - none. The parameters of this agreement will be implemented in phases. Some provisions will be in place for 10 years, others will be in place for 15 years, and others still will be in place for 25 years. But certain provisions, including many transparency measures, will be in place indefinitely into the future. They will never expire, and the bottom line is that under this arrangement, the international community will have confidence that Iran’s nuclear programme is exclusively peaceful. Providing, of course, that the provisions are adhered to. And if they aren't, we of course have provisions that empower us to deal with that."

30 posted on 04/03/2015 8:38:28 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)

Random thoughts as we age ...

The biggest lie I tell myself is ...”I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.

We haven’t met yet......................

I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks!

I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pi$$ing me off!

Old age is coming at a really bad time!

Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!

I don’t have white hair. I have “wisdom highlights”. I’m just very wise.

My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.

The kids text me “plz” which is shorter than please. I text back “no” which is shorter than “yes” .

I’m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I’ll do that second week.

When did it change from “We the people” to “screw the people” ?

Well, it turns out that duct tape can’t fix stupid ....... however it can muffle the sound!

Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just gonna
transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

At my age “Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... that makes it a plant which means ... chocolate is Salad !!!

31 posted on 04/03/2015 8:56:23 AM PDT by relentlessly

Happy Easter and Passover to everyone.

I got to attend the eggroll at the Biden's last year. This is what I got.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

32 posted on 04/03/2015 9:00:50 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)

A JOYOUS EASTER TO ALL!

Top Whatever!

33 posted on 04/03/2015 9:18:06 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty)

34 posted on 04/03/2015 9:18:19 AM PDT by relentlessly

The Mind of a Wife

Husband's call:
"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."

Wife's Response:
"Who is Paula?"

35 posted on 04/03/2015 9:23:53 AM PDT by ken in texas

36 posted on 04/03/2015 10:02:09 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Philippians 2:10)

37 posted on 04/03/2015 10:03:10 AM PDT by TADSLOS (A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)

38 posted on 04/03/2015 10:15:51 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)

39 posted on 04/03/2015 10:46:27 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

40 posted on 04/03/2015 10:49:10 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

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