I see a Nobel Peace Prize in my future. (Gag)
1 posted on
04/02/2015 6:41:32 AM PDT by
csvset
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To: csvset
If I stand here looking very pensive, no one will notice the joint in my left hand.
2 posted on
04/02/2015 6:43:16 AM PDT by
econjack
(I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
To: csvset
Looking for semi-truck carrying his botox.
3 posted on
04/02/2015 6:43:41 AM PDT by
Slyfox
(I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice cannot sleep for ever)
To: csvset
My wrist is so limp, this is the best salute I can pull off.
To: csvset
5 posted on
04/02/2015 6:44:16 AM PDT by
Eric in the Ozarks
("If he were working for the other side, what would he be doing differently ?")
To: csvset
“Dammit. I can’t believe I super-glued my fingers to my forehead again.”
To: csvset
"I think I can see Viet Nam from here."
"Wonder if I can get a Purple Heart for this?"
7 posted on
04/02/2015 6:48:32 AM PDT by
OldSmaj
(obama is a worthless mohametan. Impeach his ass now!)
To: csvset
I see that guy running away, I bet he’s the one who stole my reading glasses.
9 posted on
04/02/2015 6:48:55 AM PDT by
RetSignman
(Obama is the walking, talking middle finger in the face of America)
To: csvset
“Is that a mushroom cloud already?”
10 posted on
04/02/2015 6:49:15 AM PDT by
IC Ken
To: csvset
It proves his lack of discipline.
As a boater he should know to never hold anything over the edge that you are not perfectly willing to drop and lose forever. (in this case his glasses are in such a position.)
11 posted on
04/02/2015 6:49:48 AM PDT by
Triple
(Socialism denies people the right to the fruits of their labor, and is as abhorrent as slavery ea)
To: csvset
Which way is up?
What a serious dumbass.
12 posted on
04/02/2015 6:50:59 AM PDT by
Joe Boucher
( Obammy is a lie, a mooselimb and pond scum.)
To: csvset
Can we negotiate that he stays in France?
13 posted on
04/02/2015 6:52:52 AM PDT by
1Old Pro
To: csvset
“I can see Cambodia from here.”
16 posted on
04/02/2015 6:57:43 AM PDT by
Towed_Jumper
(There were no muslims on the Mayflower)
To: csvset
Can someone help me? I’m imprisoned in this little room til I sign away the world’s security.
17 posted on
04/02/2015 6:58:16 AM PDT by
expat2
To: csvset
What has happened to Swiss punctuality? I was promised my quiche at 7AM.
18 posted on
04/02/2015 6:58:44 AM PDT by
JPG
(The GOPe will always find a way to surrender)
To: csvset
The United States is no linger taken as a true super power. This jackass and the Assclown in chief are a disgrace to this nation!
19 posted on
04/02/2015 6:58:45 AM PDT by
Busko
(The only thing that is certain is that nothing is certain.)
To: csvset
Is Joe shooting from his balcony again?
20 posted on
04/02/2015 7:01:56 AM PDT by
CPOSharky
(I was born with nothing, and I still have most of it.)
To: csvset
Back in 1968, Nixon said I could see Cambodia from here.
21 posted on
04/02/2015 7:04:22 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
To: csvset
“Reporting for doody, sir!”
CC
22 posted on
04/02/2015 7:04:22 AM PDT by
Celtic Conservative
(Sufficient unto the day are the troubles therof)
To: csvset
“Halp! The silicone in my face is melting and my hand is stuck!”
24 posted on
04/02/2015 7:05:43 AM PDT by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: csvset
"Ah what a wonderful morning...downright poetic.
Let's see, what old poems can I recite? Oh here's my old favorite..."
"I see Paris, I see France, Hey, are those Teresa's underpants."
*snicker*
25 posted on
04/02/2015 7:07:54 AM PDT by
RoosterRedux
(WSC: The truth is incontrovertible; malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end...)
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