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Jury Convicts Michigan Woman For "Bacon Rage"
thesmokinggun ^ | 3-15-2015 | gun

Posted on 03/25/2015 9:07:18 PM PDT by 867V309

A jury today found a Michigan woman guilty of firing a shot into a McDonald’s drive-thru window after employees failed to put bacon on a cheeseburger she ordered.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food
KEYWORDS: bacon; mickeyds
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Finally, a crime I understand.
1 posted on 03/25/2015 9:07:18 PM PDT by 867V309
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LOL. Yeah, I can understand that.


2 posted on 03/25/2015 9:08:47 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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Should’ve poured a vat of boiling bacon grease through the window in response.


3 posted on 03/25/2015 9:09:03 PM PDT by TheZMan (I am a secessionist.)
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Really Shaneka?!? Bust a cap for two strips of McDonald’s bacon?!?

Dayum! She be a hard case.


4 posted on 03/25/2015 9:09:53 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( ))))
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oops, forgot the perp...




5 posted on 03/25/2015 9:12:02 PM PDT by 867V309 (Boehner is the new Pelosi)
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Finally, a crime I understand.


It might explain why mooselimbs are always so frustrated. They might just need some bacon.


6 posted on 03/25/2015 9:12:53 PM PDT by boycott
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Tell me how it is possible to reply without being called a R*****?


7 posted on 03/25/2015 9:15:55 PM PDT by Fungi (Evolution: no science, no truth, no nothing. Full of faith, faith in the "god" of chance.)
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I remember Nice N' Easy. Is that hairstyle Over Easy?


8 posted on 03/25/2015 9:16:00 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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Hey, we’re not talking about scalding coffee on the genitals or anything as minor as that. This is bacon.


9 posted on 03/25/2015 9:16:17 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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It might explain why mooselimbs are always so frustrated. They might just need some bacon.

Never thought of that. They sure got the butcherin' down pat.


10 posted on 03/25/2015 9:16:32 PM PDT by 867V309 (Boehner is the new Pelosi)
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Don't mess with my bacon. Seriously.

11 posted on 03/25/2015 9:16:56 PM PDT by Hugin ("Do yourself a favor--first thing, get a firearm!")
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McDonalds seems to be a magnet for this type of behavior, and those Norwegian girls are often more feral than the guys to boot.

Ban Norwegians from fast food restaurants.


12 posted on 03/25/2015 9:18:18 PM PDT by MichaelCorleone (Jesus Christ is not a religion. He's the Truth.)
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There’s a country song here somewhere. ‘G-U-I-L-T-Y’?


13 posted on 03/25/2015 9:18:30 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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Tell me how it is possible to reply without being called a R*****?

Bacon-fed cheeks with a side o'rice on top?


14 posted on 03/25/2015 9:18:49 PM PDT by 867V309 (Boehner is the new Pelosi)
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She used a Glock 9mm.

I can’t afford a Glock 9mm.

The World is upside down...


15 posted on 03/25/2015 9:26:24 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Advertising Space Available here.)
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Shani’ka has a nicely shaped head, but her hair reminds me that I used to be able to say, ‘How do you get your hair to do that?’ in Latin, but due to advancing age ... uh, what?
And I’ll have to remember not to do this myself—shoot the . place up—if my McDonald’s forgets to leave off the sliced cucumber and garlic sauce on my wife’s Bacon McWrap.


16 posted on 03/25/2015 9:28:22 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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PS Is that the ‘Uncle Remus’ do?


17 posted on 03/25/2015 9:31:07 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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She should have said she was a muslim and they put bacon ON her cheeseburger then she would have gotten off...


18 posted on 03/25/2015 9:31:09 PM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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19 posted on 03/25/2015 9:40:16 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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She used a Glock 9mm.
I can’t afford a Glock 9mm.
The World is upside down...


Me neither. But you must ask yourself "How committed am I to bacon?"


20 posted on 03/25/2015 9:42:29 PM PDT by 867V309 (Boehner is the new Pelosi)
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