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Lazy San Franciscan Uses Baby Stroller to Tote 12-Pack of Beer
SF Weekly ^
| Thu, Mar 19, 2015
| Erin Sherbert
Posted on 03/23/2015 5:07:57 PM PDT by nickcarraway
San Francisco is not a kid-friendly city, as evidenced by the lack of kids living in this city. But that's not to say we don't have a practical need for our very own baby stroller.
The average San Franciscan would happily admit that beer is their baby — and day drinking at Dolores Park is the perfect "family outing."
Sure this person might be considered drunk, or lazy, or drunk and lazy, but to be fair, a 12-pack of bottled beer is heavier than a small child.
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To: nickcarraway
but to be fair, a 12-pack of bottled beer is heavier than a small child.For certain values of a very small child.
Beer is more useful than small children anyway.
/johnny
To: nickcarraway
Do you really still call it a stroller when all that is left is the frame? What’s next, a story referring to shopping carts as mobile homes for the homeless?
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posted on
03/23/2015 5:11:34 PM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: nickcarraway
The more beer, the more kids get created.
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posted on
03/23/2015 5:12:22 PM PDT
by
ansel12
(Palin--Mr President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.)
To: nickcarraway
There’s an opening where some have been consumed, so this could very well be a case of drinking and strolling.
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posted on
03/23/2015 5:13:54 PM PDT
by
DocRock
(All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
To: ansel12
The more beer, the more kids get created. Well...maybe not in San Francisco...
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posted on
03/23/2015 5:14:37 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
03/23/2015 5:15:04 PM PDT
by
Rio
(Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
To: Vaquero
In Frisco, can’t men have babies?
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posted on
03/23/2015 5:17:24 PM PDT
by
ansel12
(Palin--Mr President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.)
To: nickcarraway
Prolly selling beers by the bottle, right there on the corner.
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posted on
03/23/2015 5:18:56 PM PDT
by
going hot
(Happiness is a momma deuce)
To: JRandomFreeper
Yeah, but that’s Corona in the photo, not beer.
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posted on
03/23/2015 5:19:03 PM PDT
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: Vaquero
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posted on
03/23/2015 5:21:12 PM PDT
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there....)
To: nickcarraway
It’s not a “kid friendly” city because it is completely secularized and because it’s hedonistic-homosexual. Who cares about transporting beer? It’s a sick, sick place.
To: nickcarraway
A 12 pack? If you are using a stroller to tote your beer make it a case instead.
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posted on
03/23/2015 5:23:12 PM PDT
by
jy8z
(When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
To: Covenantor
True. Since I can't get real beer here, I'm stuck with Shine Bock, which isn't bad for Texas.
And even sick, I'm picky about what I marinade with because I may drink the leftovers. ;)
/johnny
To: JRandomFreeper
Shiner Bock. Sheesh. Gotta get batteries for this wireless keyboard.
To: JRandomFreeper
Old family tradition is to self marinate with beer first then the left over is used for the meat. Meat don’t care if the beer’s flat.
;>)
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posted on
03/23/2015 5:32:05 PM PDT
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: nickcarraway
Wow, just think how much beer could be easily carried in a stroller for twins!
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posted on
03/23/2015 5:42:42 PM PDT
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: Covenantor
Pabst Blue Ribbon! Grrrr
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posted on
03/23/2015 5:44:18 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: nickcarraway
The Katrina looter guy should have one.
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posted on
03/23/2015 5:45:40 PM PDT
by
JohnnyP
To: Covenantor
Yeah... sometimes I reverse the order. ;)
/johnny
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