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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
Mom, meet my new girlfriend.


9 posted on 03/23/2015 5:58:43 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

She could snap it off like snapping a pretzel stick.


10 posted on 03/23/2015 6:00:01 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

She’s pretty good looking.


12 posted on 03/23/2015 6:03:36 AM PDT by raybbr (Obamacare needs a deatha panel.)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Rejected from my hit list.


14 posted on 03/23/2015 6:06:07 AM PDT by certrtwngnut (The middle east is where the enemy of my enemy is my enemy!)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie
Not bad looking for 43.

But she better not slack off, ever.... otherwise she'll look like a tree hung with Spanish moss.

18 posted on 03/23/2015 6:09:59 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

She looks good for 43. He’s 29. It would have been wiser to just move on and get a new girlfriend closer to his own age.


19 posted on 03/23/2015 6:14:01 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Fit is fine. Muscled like an ox is kind of creepy on either sex. I like women looking fit and feminine.


20 posted on 03/23/2015 6:14:13 AM PDT by muir_redwoods ("He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative." G.K .C)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Let her do the rowing while you sit in the back of the boat and fish


26 posted on 03/23/2015 9:57:03 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.a)
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