Posted on 03/22/2015 5:14:04 PM PDT by PROCON
I was looking through some real old FReeper threads and found one that has been repeated a few times over the years but might be fun again to post on a Sunday evening.
“””***Don’t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair and by then you’re stuck with her.***”””
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It’s similar to keying a shiny red porsche and tossing horse Shiite on the seats.
Doesn’t look right or smell good...
You look like Bigfoot with long hair?
That’s hot...
I never have.
Oh, goodness. My husband asks for directions at the drop of a hat.
Me: According to the map and directions, we should just need to go a couple of blocks down, turn left, and the address we are looking for will be on the right.
Him: I’m asking for directions.
Me: Just look at the map!
Boy, that graphic is spot on.
It’s amazing to me that, even though you’re aware of the biological differences, you are clueless as to why. Your remarks remind me of a former neighbor who just couldn’t understand why women can’t stand up to pee. Just duh!
But, bless your little heart just the same. We chicks can’t live without you guys.
I don’t really care for long hair. That said, I actually have long hair, and I HATE it! I’ve grown it out for Locks of Love, but I’ve discovered that if I pull it over to a side ponytail or braid, I can sleep on it and not have to fix my hair for 2 or 3 days except to neaten it up a bit. That really appeals to my lazy side, so I’ve been reluctant to go ahead and get it cut. One of these days, though...
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