Mrs. Obama: Americans Should Drink Unsweetened Tea

radio.foxnews.com ^ | Todd Starnes

[ilovesarah2012]

The First Lady of these United States is now urging Americans to stop drinking sweet tea.

Yes – friends – you heard correctly. Mrs. Obama has declared war on the House Wine of the South. It’s all part of her anti-obesity campaign — called Let’s Move.

The website Free Beacon was the first to report on her latest culinary atrocities – urging us to wash down our lettuce and bean sprouts with unsweetened tea.

The First Lady also told Americans to stay away from all-you-can-eat buffets — which I’m sure is great news for all those folks employed by all-you-can-eat buffets.

[latina4dubya]

ha!

[bgill]

I’ll be sure to add an extra spoon of sugar from now on.

[Wilhelm Tell]

But comrade, you are not supposed to make big decisions for yourself like how to have your tea. Our glorious leaders make such decisions for us, for the general good. You are only to obey their directions without thinking for yourself.

[ilovesarah2012]

I believe sugar is better for you than artificial sweeteners.

[Future Snake Eater]

It is. But it’s still not good for you.

[trisham]

Probably, but not for diabetics.

[Shimmer1]

Wow! Without her? However did you do it?!?!

[Wilhelm Tell]

I do like green tea, unsweetened. Now Moochelle is trying to ruin it for me.

[Iron Munro]

They are still looking for the bulldog she accidentally sat on.

[beethovenfan]

...and I have a recommendation for what she should do with the rest of the lemon.

[pallmallman]

Yeah, me too, lol...screw her.

[tumblindice]

And my dental hygienist says tea stains are the hardest stains to get off teeth.
Coffee for me. Black. Black as a woodchuck’s bunghole.

[Daffynition]

Good going Moose.....alienate everyone south of the Mason-Dixon. Genius.

[jughandle]

Oh how elegant...

[Daffynition]

....and take that grifter mother of yours with you.

[BuffaloJack]

Michelle, go drink some more of the red koolaid.

[Svartalfiar]

Hating sweet tea? You must be a GD commie bastard to hate sweet tea.

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/p/13468704/who-here-hates-sweet-tea/

If you don't drink sweet tea, you're probably a communist. #USA

https://twitter.com/maurerman83/status/573701818729021440

And... Quick Google search. Why anyone would choose Commie tea instead of Sweet Tea is beyond me.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

For once, Mooch is right! Even a stopped clock is correct once or twice a day!

All you colonials should start by paying the Brits back for the mess you made in Boston Harbour several centuries ago. Then, four o’clock becomes ‘tea time’ where you serve tea with MILK and you may eat scones with clotted cream and strawberry jam, thanking the Lord for the benevolence of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

Need I say it? THIS IS MEANT TO BE HUMOUR!!!!! (And yes, ‘harbour’ and ‘humour’ are spelled correctly, in the Queen’s English!)

[lavaroise]

joly crap are these people stupid to enact official PC recipes.

Obamas, making infidels at every corner of America

[Secret Agent Man]

I do, but certainly not because she says I should.