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Oklahoma man woke to girlfriend biting his penis off: police (photo)
NY Daily News ^ | Friday, February 20, 2015 | Nina Golgowski

Posted on 03/16/2015 1:05:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: Slings and Arrows

Ahhh, banana oil.


21 posted on 03/16/2015 1:41:05 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Good reason to sleep on your stomach!


22 posted on 03/16/2015 1:42:24 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The other, other white meat?


23 posted on 03/16/2015 1:46:44 AM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: Jimmy Valentine
Good reason to sleep on your stomach!

I'm good.

24 posted on 03/16/2015 1:46:46 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Darksheare

"Are you going to eat that?"

25 posted on 03/16/2015 1:50:07 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: MaxMax
The other, other white meat?

I'd say "long pig," but I'm not sure that "long" applies anymore.

26 posted on 03/16/2015 1:51:28 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Fava beans”

That’s all that needs to be said.


27 posted on 03/16/2015 1:51:57 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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28 posted on 03/16/2015 1:53:05 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Slings and Arrows; Darksheare
She may be overly attached...

...but *it's* not.


29 posted on 03/16/2015 1:53:59 AM PDT by shibumi ("Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Forget him! How’s the laptop?


30 posted on 03/16/2015 1:55:34 AM PDT by Jemian (War Eagle!)
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To: shibumi; Slings and Arrows

Cue that song by King Missile.


31 posted on 03/16/2015 1:56:47 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: shibumi

*rimshot*

(Which is still better than what she was shooting at.)


32 posted on 03/16/2015 1:57:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Darksheare

I’ve heard that one a lot over the past few days.


33 posted on 03/16/2015 1:58:59 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Slings and Arrows

It is an epidemic.


34 posted on 03/16/2015 1:59:34 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Jemian

> Forget him! How’s the laptop?

Rumor has it that the hard drive is now a floppy.


35 posted on 03/16/2015 2:01:40 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Slings and Arrows

She’s doing it wrong.


36 posted on 03/16/2015 2:04:18 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: gitmo

She’s unlikely to get much future practice.


37 posted on 03/16/2015 2:06:02 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Slings and Arrows

I have you such a good straight line, didn’t I?


38 posted on 03/16/2015 2:06:34 AM PDT by Jemian (War Eagle!)
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To: Jemian

It *was* straight, but now I’m guessing there’s a distinct angle.


39 posted on 03/16/2015 2:08:40 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Slings and Arrows

That’s pretty much at the top of the list of things that will wake you up.


40 posted on 03/16/2015 2:09:37 AM PDT by Moltke ("The Press, Watson, is a most valuable institution if you only know how to use it.")
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