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Shy guys make the best LOVERS: Timid hermit crabs found to be better mates than those who are bolder
UK Daily Mail ^ | March 6, 2015 | Richard Gray

Posted on 03/06/2015 11:51:49 AM PST by C19fan

It is sometimes necessary for men wanting to attract the opposite sex to come out of their shell. Yet it seems that by often choosing the bolder males, women may be missing out on the best possible mate. Researchers have found that the shyest males actually have the most to offer a potential lover - at least in the world of hermit crabs.

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TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Science
KEYWORDS: crabs; hermits; mating
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Have to go pretty far the evolutionary tree to find an animal species where Betas can score.
1 posted on 03/06/2015 11:51:49 AM PST by C19fan
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To: C19fan

I was going to post, but I’m too shy...


2 posted on 03/06/2015 11:57:26 AM PST by cuban leaf (The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
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The alpha types Can be all strut and no (or only maybe one) fruck. Either way, the quieter betas tend to be far more loyal - increasing the chances for long term relationships


3 posted on 03/06/2015 12:03:45 PM PST by faithhopecharity
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Yeah, take your cues on how to live from the animals. What could go wrong?


4 posted on 03/06/2015 12:04:34 PM PST by lurk
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This article is bigoted and hetero normative and has a binary bias.

What about the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgendered hermit crabs?????


5 posted on 03/06/2015 12:09:04 PM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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“Yeah, take your cues on how to live from the animals. What could go wrong?”

Better than taking cues from Democrats.


6 posted on 03/06/2015 12:10:54 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Islam is the military wing of the Communist party.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

“What about the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgendered hermit crabs?????”

They are usually caught and cooked. Sashaying slows the crabs down.


7 posted on 03/06/2015 12:11:53 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Islam is the military wing of the Communist party.)
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To: cuban leaf

He’s so shy! That sweet little boy who caught my eye!!


8 posted on 03/06/2015 12:12:11 PM PST by mothball
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To: cuban leaf

Hehe “crabs”


9 posted on 03/06/2015 12:24:10 PM PST by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: C19fan

Females evolved to use the betas for shelter, food and a shoulder to cry on “long term”. They can see a beta as a “friend” but not someone whose seed they want. They crave the alpha genes subconsciously. It is the most optimal program for breeding humans:

Females get alpha genes AND a caretaker.

Alpha males their genes passed down through multiple females.

Beta males get slowly eliminated from the gene pool while they contribute to raising the alpha’s children.


10 posted on 03/06/2015 1:05:02 PM PST by varyouga
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Wasn't this covered in the last fifteen minutes of Revenge of the Nerds?
11 posted on 03/06/2015 1:59:44 PM PST by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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Shy guys make the best LOVERS: Timid hermit crabs found to be better mates than those who are bolder

Darn right we do!

12 posted on 03/06/2015 2:00:40 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Nothing stupider than a “scientist” who applies tests on crabs to humans.


13 posted on 03/06/2015 2:28:32 PM PST by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
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To: BenLurkin

Ur shy? Not to worry...I’ll do all the talking... ;)


14 posted on 03/06/2015 2:32:25 PM PST by krunkygirl (force multiplier in effect...)
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Ur shy? Not to worry...I’ll do all the talking... ;)


I’m shy too


15 posted on 03/06/2015 2:33:26 PM PST by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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To: cuban leaf

Read my post...#14. *giggle*


16 posted on 03/06/2015 2:35:00 PM PST by krunkygirl (force multiplier in effect...)
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To: Zeneta

Adding u to my list... stay tuned!


17 posted on 03/06/2015 2:36:48 PM PST by krunkygirl (force multiplier in effect...)
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Shy and silly works best...the cream will rise to the top ;)


18 posted on 03/06/2015 2:41:38 PM PST by krunkygirl (force multiplier in effect...)
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Shy and silly works best...the cream will rise to the top ;)


well that’s just silly.


19 posted on 03/06/2015 2:42:55 PM PST by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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To: Zeneta

‘Xactly!


20 posted on 03/06/2015 2:45:19 PM PST by krunkygirl (force multiplier in effect...)
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