Posted on 03/04/2015 9:35:28 PM PST by beaversmom
This tweet from film director Amos Posner blew up across social media
yesterday. It's a photo taken at the Whats Up, Doc? The Animation Art of Chuck
Jones exhibit at the American Museum of Moving Image in New York:
Jones' rules, first made public when he published them in his 1999
autobiography Chuck Amuck: The Life and Times of an Animated Cartoonist, are
probably pretty familiar to animation students and Road Runner and Wile E.
Coyote fanatics. They are a fascinating testament to the need for clearly defined
systems within a wacky creative process.
Fun fact: In an interview for the book Hollywood Cartoons: American Animation
in its Golden Age, Michael Maltese, a writer who worked for Jones on the
Roadrunner series, said that he had never heard of these rules.
Here's a slightly longer version of the rules that Jason Kottke shared a few
years back:
1. The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going "meep, meep."
2. No outside force can harm the Coyote -- only his own ineptitude or the failure of Acme products. Trains and trucks were the exception from time to time.
3. The Coyote could stop anytime -- if he were not a fanatic.
4. No dialogue ever, except "meep, meep" and yowling in pain.
5. The Road Runner must stay on the road -- for no other reason than that he's a roadrunner.
6. All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters -- the southwest American desert.
7. All tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.
8. Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote's greatest enemy.
9. The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.
10. The audience's sympathy must remain with the Coyote.
11. The Coyote is not allowed to catch or eat the Road Runner.
The Coyote finally did catch the Road Runner, however
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj78yCaumpc
(yes I know, a fake...but a darned good one... ha ha!... as long as we overlook the one anti-religious line sorry about that... its amazing how well outsiders can draw and make these great cartoons I grew up with these and they are STILL so funny!)
>>4. No dialogue ever, except “meep, meep” and yowling in pain.
What about “Wile E. Coyote...Suuupergenius!”?
It wasn’t dialogue in the strict sense, but it was a speaking part.
I was waiting for someone to post that one.
Then there’s the one Seth did with Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny.
of course eventually Coyote met a lawyer and they sued Acme Products...
http://www.jamesfuqua.com/lawyers/jokes/coyote-acme.shtml
or
https://la.utexas.edu/users/jmciver/357L/WileECoyoteVACME.htm
and you can do a search and find more about this important law case!
one result has been that Acme has been redesigning its products with more attention to user safety questions
..
http://www.core77.com/posts/26324/safety-first-pentagram-cleverly-absolves-acme-in-a-design-fiction-starring-wile-e-coyote-26324
Would love to see if you have a link.
Right.
Oh my! That neck crunching at the end is a terrible coup de grâce! Poor Bugs! ;)
Road Runners “paranormal” abilities seems to indicate that the Road Runner is a metaphor for God and the Coyote, mans obsessive defiance of him. ;-)
That was a Bugs Bunny cartoon (Operation Rabbit), not Coyote v. Roadrunner.
1. The Democrats will not harm The Republican Elite except by going “meanie, meanie.”
2. No outside force can harm The Republican Elite — only its own ineptitude or the media. Trains and trucks are the exception from time to time.
3. The Republican Elite could stop losing anytime — if they were not fanatic about making media friends.
4. No dialogue ever, except “meanie, meanie” and yowling in pain.
5. The Republican Elite must stay on the road to big government — for no other reason than that they are the Elite.
6. All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two parties — Washington DC.
7. All Republican Elite tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the media.
8. Whenever possible, make elitism the Republican Elite’s greatest enemy.
9. The Republican Elite is always more humiliated than harmed by its failures.
10. The media’s sympathy must remain with the Democrats.
11. The Republican Elite is not allowed to restrain or criticize the Democrats.
The Coyote must only receive mail order catalogs from the Acme Corporation, never from Omaha Steaks.
correction: Wile E. Coyote...not Wily Coyote. You’ll thank me after you win that bar bet.
Very well done......
> -sub-rule: Any actual harm caused by gravity, explosives, trains, malfunctioning ACME® devices, or misadventure is merely temporary.
He must’ve had ObummerCare.
> -sub-rule: Any actual harm caused by gravity, explosives, trains, malfunctioning ACME® devices, or misadventure is merely temporary.
He must’ve had ObummerCare.
Those cartoons frustrated me to no end.
Why couldn’t the coyote, just once, have been allowed to enjoy a nice meal of roadrunner?
I was always rooting for the coyote to catch that annoying bird.
On a related topic, I finally saw a real live roadrunner a few years ago. I recognized it because I had seen Roadrunner so many times in the cartoons. It ran into the freeway in front of me, and I had no time to stop. Since it was running left, I decided to swerve right to try to miss it. When it saw me coming, it decided to turn around and run back off the freeway. So I ended up hitting it square on. The poor bird was vaporized in a cloud of feathers. After killing the only roadrunner I have ever seen, I am probably jinxed against ever seeing another one.
I love that movie.
Road runners are stupid like that. Armadillos even more so.
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