Posted on 02/20/2015 4:56:04 AM PST by Lucky9teen
A man takes a balloon ride at a local country fair. A fierce wind suddenly kicks up, causing the balloon to violently leave the fair and carry its occupant out into the countryside. The man has no idea where he is, so he goes down to five meters above ground and asks a passing wanderer: "Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where I am?"
Eyeing the man in the balloon the passer-by says: "You are in a downed red balloon, five meters above ground."
The balloon's unhappy resident replied, "You must be an economist."
"How could you possible know that?" asked the passer-by.
"Because your answer is technically correct but absolutely useless, and the fact is I am still lost".
"Then you must be in the government", said the passer-by.
"That's right! How did you know?"
"You have such a good view from where you are, and yet you don't know where you are and you don't know where you are going. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now your problem is somehow my fault!"
1. Did you hear how the Yes We Can slogan came to be? Well a reporter asked Obama, can you fool the nation in thinking your a moderate, Obama answered, Yes we Can. Another reporter asked, can you convince all the reporters to ignore your association with known terrorists? Yes we can!. Another reporter asked can you nationalize the banks? Yes we can.
2. How many democrats does it take to change a burned out light bulb? None, democrats believe the bulb cant change if its not a CFL.
3. Why was Obama so mad when he heard about the AIG bonuses? Because so many at AIG got a larger bonus from AIG than he did.
4. How does Obama win the war on terror? He renames it! Its now the overseas contingency operation.
5. Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question? Neither have we!
6. Actually there was a reporter who asked Obama a really hard question. The question was, does he want his water plain or with a slice of lemon.
7. How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb? 5! Al Gore to insure its a CFL, and EPA agent in case the blub breaks and a mercury cleanup is necessary, a person to bail out the home owner, an ACORN member to insure that the right person changed the bulb, and a member of the media to celebrate the change.
8. How can a person get bailed out by Obama? Is it by 1. being a member of ACORN, 2. contributing to the campaign funds of the democrats, 3. being irresponsible, 4. supporting liberal anti-American causes, 5. all of the above? The answer is 5-all of the above.
9. What does CNN stand for? Communist News Network.
10. What does ABC stand for? All Barack Channel.
11. What does NBC stand for? Now Barack Channel.
12. What's the difference between God and Obama? God doesnt think Hes Obama.
13. Why wont Obama release his birth certificate? He hasnt decided where he was born.
14. The good news about Obamas inauguration was that of the two million people who showed up, only 10 of them had to call off work.
15. What's the difference between Karl Marx and Obama? Nobody knows.
16. How can you tell a Conservative home owner apart from a Democratic home owner? Ask who is paying the Mortgage. The Conservative will point to himself, and the democrat will also point at the conservative.
17. Democrats and liberals always say they are smarter than conservatives. If that is true, then why do democrats always have problems in filling out a ballot. 18 19 20. What do Obama and financial scam artist have in common? They both say yes we can, they both give hope, they both take your money, they both will leave you penny-less in the end. 21. What do you call a gathering of terrorists, financial scam artists, tax dodgers, and sexual predators? A democratic convention. 22. How do you scare a democrat? Say your a gainfully employed church going family man.
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I left my shed door open last night. Today it smells like dead stink bugs. I think the freeze got them. Well that's one good thing about the cold.
You’re trying to install before the release date. Try again in late March.
Thanks! ;-)
Of course, it might take multiple seasonal updates from Microsoft to get it working approximately correct.
Sigh... You’re right. I’ve been struggling with Microsoft for years.
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50 shades of Joe...
(Hat tip to my son)
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