One of Dave Barry's best... worth the read.
1 posted on
02/14/2015 12:17:19 AM PST by
aquila48
To: aquila48
Classic Dave Berry. Hilarious!
2 posted on
02/14/2015 12:29:35 AM PST by
Scutter
To: aquila48
4 posted on
02/14/2015 12:42:35 AM PST by
Aria
( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coups)
To: aquila48
Quite funny. Barry is always quite adept in capturing the uncertainty most men experience when dealing with those lovely but strange creatures called females.
5 posted on
02/14/2015 12:46:20 AM PST by
Robwin
To: aquila48
excellent review... and spot on...
6 posted on
02/14/2015 1:07:25 AM PST by
latina4dubya
(wheni have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
To: aquila48
Very funny. Fwiw, I have not read the book, nor will see the movie. It violates #6 of The Ten.
7 posted on
02/14/2015 1:44:52 AM PST by
Jemian
(War Eagle!)
To: aquila48
I didn’t know what I’ve been missing. ‘I’ll be reading Dave Barry from now on. Thanks.
8 posted on
02/14/2015 2:26:23 AM PST by
kitkat
(STORM HEAVEN WITH PRAYERS FOR OUR COUNTRY)
To: aquila48
I’m a man and I read the book too. I wish I could have the time back that I wasted. Barry forgot to point out that Grey was molested by an older woman as a child and still keeps in contact with her for some reason.
This book sucks big time!
9 posted on
02/14/2015 2:58:43 AM PST by
rfreedom4u
(Do you know who Barry Soetoro is?)
To: aquila48
That’s really funny stuff.
10 posted on
02/14/2015 3:05:21 AM PST by
dinodino
To: aquila48
What else would make me cry from laughing so hard at 6:30 in the morning but classic Dave Barry.
As a woman, I was wondering what all the fuss was about where this book was concerned. I would much rather read Dave's version and save myself for a Joel Rosenberg or anything about George Washington. Thanks Dave for saving my little grey (Ha) cells from more gutter rot. I get enough of that from Washington DC
12 posted on
02/14/2015 3:36:27 AM PST by
4everontheRight
(And the story began with..."Once there was a great nation......")
To: aquila48
Dave drills down and flat out nails early male teenage existence. The book review was sparkling as well.
13 posted on
02/14/2015 4:23:59 AM PST by
Artie
(We are surrounded by MORONS)
To: aquila48
Following quote spoken in the voice of a Minnesotan female: "Walking boner? Ooh, double crap!"
Always looked forward to Barry's column in the newspaper--back in the day...
14 posted on
02/14/2015 5:09:34 AM PST by
W.
(Dem0crat-mandated education reform killed American progress. Thanks, morons!)
To: aquila48
I laughed more than once... what an entertaining writer, this Dave Barry.
15 posted on
02/14/2015 5:14:17 AM PST by
Rodamala
To: aquila48
Christian starts stalking her and pressuring her to engage inand I do not mean this to sound in any way judgmentalsicko pervert sex.
I wonder how long before it wouldn’t even occur to an...er...essayist to make this joke.
Barry’s riffage on the 50,000 watt hormone transmitter (his dog) is literally LOL!
16 posted on
02/14/2015 6:11:07 AM PST by
TalBlack
(Evil doesn't have a day job..)
To: aquila48
I LOVE Dave Barry! Here are his quotes on 50S "Inner goddess":
My inner goddess is swaying and writhing to some primal carnal rhythm.
My very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba.
My inner goddess is doing the Dance of Seven Veils.
My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.
My inner goddess has stopped dancing and is staring, too, mouth open and drooling slightly.
My inner goddess jumps up and down, with cheerleading pom-poms, shouting Yes at me.
My inner goddess is doing backflips in a routine worthy of a Russian Olympic gymnast.
My inner goddess pole-vaults over the fifteen-foot bar.
My inner goddess fist-pumps the air above her chaise longue.
Since I have not read the book I do not know if these are actual quotes, or pure Dave Barry!
17 posted on
02/14/2015 6:22:37 AM PST by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: aquila48
21 posted on
02/14/2015 1:00:57 PM PST by
mylife
To: aquila48
Dave Barry had best quit writing right here and retire to Florida. He can't get any better, and he'll just frustrate himself like a horny teenager trying to do so. Oh, wait. You say he already
has retired to Florida...?
Oh, well, retired or not, it doesn't matter. At least somebody has figured women out!
26 posted on
02/15/2015 6:16:26 AM PST by
Gritty
(Islam is not a peaceful religion. It never has been. It never will be .- Franklin Graham)
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