Posted on 02/08/2015 5:28:57 PM PST by blueunicorn6
Sorry. I thought that I did.
“Grammar? Grammar is the lady that married Grammpar.”
Zero gravity dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81t4iOyHksk
Let this be the lesson today. No Christmas decorations required. Put a bowl of candy canes on the porch, a light in the window and the stereo blaring Mannheim Steamroller Christmas tunes. You might even dress your dogs in Santa, Angel, and reindeer outfits
LOL terrific story. NOW, can we eat the chocolate cake?
That is funny. Oh, I’d love to do that to the little dog. Especially if you could put a snack in front of him that he couldn’t reach. No. No. That’s mean. But I’d still like to see the look on his face when he started floating.
Only if you share with everyone on Free Republic. Maybe a nice wine to go with it.
“Yes, I’ll have a glass of Chateau de Footfungus. Maybe a 1988. The grape stompers were particularly fragrant that year.”
Is this Lucy Ricardo? Now she was a great grape stomper!!
Lucy was a much better grape stomper than the doofus Chumlee on Pawn Stars.
That was way better than reading the news.
Even with no paragraphs, that was pretty entertaining.
Can’t read this (or don’t want to try) without paragraphs.
Thanks though.
He did use punctuation!
Give it a try.
It’s well worth it.
What a lovely adventure... to read and not experience.
Good thing the porch roof wasn’t tin.
Thanks for the laughs.
No, but I like it!
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