Judge: You cannot name your baby ‘Nutella’ (France)

nytimes.com ^ | January 26, 2015 | By Yaron Steinbuch

[PieterCasparzen]

You go girl.

[Benito Cereno]

If so, CNN would call this girl African American.

[Flick Lives]

Hashtag would be a good name for a boy.

[aquila48]

That reminds me... I have a Costco size Nutella jar in the kitchen waiting for me.

[Rainier1789]

Even though she was French.

[9422WMR]

Who is these baby’s Daddy?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDZyUY5PegQ

[kelly4c]

That sorta rolls off the tongue... er not really:)

[Slings and Arrows]

It does if you’re a shark.

[sargon]

OMG, what submissive slaves socialists are!

Someone can name their child "shitburger" if they feel like it...

[Gamecock]

Seven was already taken: Seventh Woods: The Best 14 Year Old Basketball Player You’ll Ever See

OK, OK, so his name is Seventh. But he goes by 7.

[Dr. Sivana]

The child was probably not the color of orangejello or lemmonjello.

It's been done.

[Chickensoup]

Mohammed should be a banned name too.

[Pecos]

France is also the only country I know of that has an government agency that defines what is legal to say in its own language. You wouldn’t believe the hoops they’ve had to jump through to come up with acceptable words for items of new technologies. Not exactly an indication of “invented here”.

[Chode]

ain't that the truth

[left that other site]

Oh.
My.

[left that other site]

Good idea!

Also...”Abdul” which means “Slave”.

[scrabblehack]

The ancient Romans would name their kids Octavius, Septimus, Quintus, .... there’s nothing new about that.

Sixto Lezcano, the baseball player.

Pope Sixtus V

“Eighth” would actually be Octavus without the i.

[left that other site]

My name is Mary louise.

Mary=Hebrew=Bitter
Louise=French=Warrior, One who Fights for something.

Who knew years ago that I would be named “Bitter Clinger” and that as a teen I used to hang out at a nightclub called the “Tea Party”! LOLOLOLOL!

[left that other site]

I once knew of someone named “Newt”. LOL!

[Lazamataz]

Judge: “You may not name your child ‘Nutella’.”

Me: “Okay. How’s ‘ScrewYouFrenchNannyStateBusybodiesSometimesIWonderIfItWouldHaveBeenBetterIfTheNazisWon’? Does ‘ScrewYouFrenchNannyStateBusybodiesSometimesIWonderIfItWouldHaveBeenBetterIfTheNazisWon’ work for you?”