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Now Trending on Twitter: # Five Words To Ruin A Date
Twitter ^ | 1/13/15 | Tweets

Posted on 01/13/2015 7:35:53 PM PST by Nachum

Well, the Tweets on Twitter are at it again. The latest hashtag making waves: #FiveWordsToRuinADate .

It was too good not to share.

Here are some of the ones getting around..

FiveWordsToRuinADate

I'm excited about Mike Huckabee

It's about ethics in journalism

Biden is a brilliant man

You dislike my Obama mask?

That Obama sure is brave!

I am a smart liberal

I really love David Hasselhoff

You about a size 14?

You're adam's apple is huge

I want Nader in 2016.

But Ben, what about Benghazi

Ever bury a body before?

Can we make this quick?'

I miss good Prison Food

Sorry, that fart was mine

Have you even TRIED Muskrat?

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And one of my personal favorites..

this steak? from the dumpster


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: date; five; singles; twitter; words
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1 posted on 01/13/2015 7:35:53 PM PST by Nachum
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To: Nachum

If I cared what was trending on twitter I’d be on twitter


2 posted on 01/13/2015 7:38:05 PM PST by stuck_in_new_orleans
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To: Nachum

“I voted for Al Gore”


3 posted on 01/13/2015 7:38:54 PM PST by EternalVigilance
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To: Nachum

Do you have a sister?


4 posted on 01/13/2015 7:38:59 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: Nachum

You ever read Democratic Underground?


5 posted on 01/13/2015 7:39:03 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Nachum

“I voted for Barack Obama”


6 posted on 01/13/2015 7:39:43 PM PST by Slyfox (To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
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To: Nachum

A friend of mine went on a first date and the guy leaned over, took a hold of one of her slight love handles and said “We have to do something about this.” Not particularly funny but it sure ended that relationship.


7 posted on 01/13/2015 7:40:06 PM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: Loyalty Binds Me)
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To: Nachum

My rash is cleared up.


8 posted on 01/13/2015 7:40:10 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: Nachum

I am pro gun control.


9 posted on 01/13/2015 7:41:09 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: Nachum

Cheers to the transgender community!


10 posted on 01/13/2015 7:41:22 PM PST by Fester Chugabrew (Even the compassion of the wicked is cruel.)
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To: Nachum

We should pay more taxes.


11 posted on 01/13/2015 7:41:33 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: Nachum

I was born a {insert opposite sex}.


12 posted on 01/13/2015 7:42:34 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: Nachum

“It was too good not to share.”

Hey - that’s seven words!?


13 posted on 01/13/2015 7:44:28 PM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: Nachum

You must submit to islam.


14 posted on 01/13/2015 7:44:41 PM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: 21twelve

LOL


15 posted on 01/13/2015 7:44:53 PM PST by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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To: 21twelve

Left my wallet at home.

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Do you have a sister?


16 posted on 01/13/2015 7:46:27 PM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: Nachum

“That’s my Mom over there.”


17 posted on 01/13/2015 7:48:36 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Nachum

You sisters breasts are perfect


18 posted on 01/13/2015 7:48:45 PM PST by DesertRhino (I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
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To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows

not a PING!


19 posted on 01/13/2015 7:48:56 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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To: Nachum

Andrea: I am Alan Greenspan #FiveWordsToRuinADate : ROFL


20 posted on 01/13/2015 7:49:12 PM PST by HeartlandOfAmerica (An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions, led by a deer.)
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