Has Pretentious Asshat Swill been taken yet?
I bet npr runs out of articles before America runs out of names for beer. Too late! npr already ran out.
Check with your local purveyor. They can order it. You'll never go back to Fat Tire/Dogfish Head/Arrogant Bastard or any of the other goofy named beers over here.
Now, if you're a hop head and prefer a good ale...then knock yourself out. I recommend Long Trail's Double Bag.
When I was in college, there was restaurant located adjacent to campus called, “The Lamp Post” (an allusion to CS Lewis’s Chronicles of Narnia). I don’t recall the specific details of the college’s acquisition, but seem to remember it had been purchased by an alum who gifted it to the college. The college turned it into upper-class student apartments where I resided my senior year. A class mate of mine and I endeavored to brew our own ale, which we dubbed, “Lamp Post Ale.” As an art major, I even availed myself of the opportunity to use one of my classes to design and produce the bottle labels...still think I have one of them around here somewhere almost 25 years later :-)