The Erf is Dooooomed...
Posted on 01/04/2015 6:16:13 PM PST by PROCON
Top 10 lists are popular this time of year, so I gave in to the peer pressure. Here’s my Top 10 list of totally true climate stories of 2014. Kind of like that movie “Fargo”, which was not “based on a true story”, but was a totally “true story”.
10. Weather did not even occur before Henry Ford automated the production of the automobile. No, really, look it up.
9. Climate modelers discovered that the Earth is not warming nearly as fast as their models predicted. A multi-billion dollar effort is now underway to make the climate system warm even faster.
8. The Koch Brothers were discovered to be extraterrestrials out to destroy the Earth. If you haven’t heard that yet…you are one of the stupid people who were deemed to be not trustworthy enough with the information.
7. Global sea ice reached a near record maximum, due to a bust-gut effort by Exxon-Mobil which has been making ice cubes in China and shipping them to the poles.
6. Global warming causes cooling. This had always been expected, but it was finally proved by two French literature graduates who Googled it.
5. It’s Bush’s fault.
4. A viable replacement for fossil fuels was finally discovered: Solar Freakin’ Roadways. (If solar panels tilted toward the sun and kept clean are a good idea, then putting them on the ground and running over them with 10-ton trucks is even better!)
3. Ninety-seven percent of climate scientists surveyed agreed that if the global warming issue (and their government funding) went away, their careers would end.
2. The 420th U.N. climate meeting in Lima, Peru, was finally made carbon-neutral with jet travel fueled by methane gathered from unicorn herds, and carbon offsets purchased from Al Gore which will go toward planting of 5.3 billion trees which never die.
1. Carbon dioxide (necessary for life on Earth) was discovered to be different from carbon monoxide (a poisonous gas). The full implications of this finding are still being investigated, but are not expected to interfere with continuing plans to increase energy prices and keep Third World people from becoming First World.
The Erf is Dooooomed...
Pingy.
Dr. Roy mocks the globalwarmist community; He rocks!
Even an un-chambered but exploded bullet has an action/reaction effect.
What do (X) magatons do to the planet's stability when exploded from the same geographical area (The US Southwest) over a period of years ?
A Time-Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Since 1945 - by Isao Hashimoto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLCF7vPanrY
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that it causes global warming. Doesn't everything?
Income taxes were instituted at the time global warming was "discovered". Just saying...
I had no idea there were that many. Especially in the US Southwest.
Thanks for the post
LOL
“What do (X) magatons do to the planet’s stability when exploded from the same geographical area (The US Southwest) over a period of years ?”
NONE... It’s mouse nuts.
A lot of college kiddies spent big bucks learning how to “save da planet”. Now they are finding that those do nothing, high paying government enviro-gigs aren’t going to be there for them. They’re going to have to find REAL jobs if they expect to be able to continue paying their monthly “smart” phone bills.
According to globullshit warming scientists the huge ball of fire in the sky has nothing to do with global warming.
Wait....what? I thought Algore discovered global warming after he invented the internet??
I suppose now you'll tell me that 'Love Story' wasn't really based on his life. Dude, you're sick.
(Anita Kerr Singers)
What’s the weather for the weekend gonna be? Will it be hot...cold...rain...snow...ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
(Anita Kerr Singers)
What’s the weather for the weekend gonna be? Will it be hot...cold...rain...snow...ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Not much.
It has been estimated that, since "magatons" are 100 times as powerful of megatons, it is almost certain that the polar axis was shifted by several degrees which, in combination with the deadly gas, carbon dioxide, accelerated global warming by 79.4924890%, according to the results of several independently programmed different computer climate modeling programs.
All peer reviewed and guaranteed to be absolutely accurate at the latest Climate Warming Symposium in Abu Dhabi, attended by 300,000 alarmed environmentalists, all traveling in private jets.
Really.
Don't tase me, bro.
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