OBAMA CHEF QUITS OVER ‘QUEEN OF MEAN’ MICHELLE!

nationalenquirer.com ^ | Dec. 30, 2014 | Mike Jaccarino

[PROCON]

Queen of Mean” Michelle Obama has forced out another White House staffer – the First Family’s personal chef!

Kitchen magician Sam Kass got fed up with Michelle’s snippy comments and told the Obamas to take his apron and shove it, insiders told The 
National ENQUIRER.

“He just couldn’t take it – the relentless nitpicking, over petty little details that drove him insane. She thinks she’s Marie Antoinette!” a White House insider told The ENQUIRER.

“It has nothing to do with Sam’s cooking, which is superb. But you could be Wolfgang Puck and Michelle wouldn’t be happy. She’ll find some reason to turn up her nose, no matter how good a job you’ve done!”

[mdmathis6]

That picture is enough to make me ‘toss my cookies’!

[fatnotlazy]

Yup. Both are affirmative action hires.

[KevinB]

Exactly, you have just perfectly described the Dunning-Krueger effect, which certainly applies to the current occupants of the White Hut.

[rockrr]

Who is to say that isn’t the status quo? LOL

[Jack Hydrazine]

Maybe the Mooch needs to hire Willie's Taste of Soul for their cooking needs!

[Thales Miletus]

Beauty may be skin deep, but UGLY goes straight through.

[Thales Miletus]

Maybe he's not gay.

Didn't Obammy call him out for attention because of a "partner" or was it someone else? I could have sworn it was the chef.

[Thales Miletus]

Then let her eat cake!

seeing that butt of hers, she has had more than enough cake, and ice cream and lobster, and......

[Calvin Locke]

That “development” came out of the sub-Saharan nomads walking around the savannahs of Africa. It let them carry their possessions with greater efficiency.

[Sacajaweau]

Goes back to the same theme....The chef is inferior....hired help...

Consider the recent Obama complaint of being treated like the help.

[MaxMax]

School lunches are not crappy enough for the peons, her food isn't perfect
enough for a real Queen. Queen Bitch is what we called this kind of person.

She is just like her nit-picking mom if anybody remembers the leaked story
about them in China. Living hell.

And another thing, if Mooch ever sits down in your service section do not expect a tip
no matter how many rings you run around her trying to please. You may get 2%...

[Calvin Locke]

Wikipedia says he married pMSNBC’s Alex[andra] Wagner

[Jack Hydrazine]

[lonestar]

Don’t remember who said it, but somebody described her thesis “written in a language unknown to man.”

[jmacusa]

She’s right. She isn’t a black woman. She’s a man.

[Irenic]

Michelle’s mother doesn’t look too friendly either.

[PROCON]

Her heart is ugly.

Welcome to Free Republic!

[Fungi]

Ugly to the bone, even the marrow.

[jmacusa]

I admire your high class Ebonics. The lower dialect ‘’street’’ Ebonics would be :”Bitch be ghetto’’.

[Irenic]

That story was the Enquirer a week or two ago. Supposedly Obama keeps a romp room at the Jefferson and uses the secret wine cellar entrance so often that they’ve gave it a nickname after him.