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THEY SAID WHAT?! Classic Insults From Classic Actors
TCM ^ | 08/08/2011 | Kimberly Lindbergs

Posted on 12/26/2014 6:33:04 PM PST by SMCC1

Edited on 12/26/2014 7:56:04 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

(LANGUAGE WARNING)

1. John Wayne on Clark Gable: “Gable’s an idiot. You know why he’s an actor? It’s the only thing he’s smart enough to do.”

2. Tallulah Bankhead on Bette Davis: “Don’t think I don’t know who’s been spreading gossip about me. After all the nice things I’ve said about that hag. When I get hold of her, I’ll tear out every hair of her mustache!”

3. Joan Crawford on Bette Davis: “She has a cult, and what the hell is a cult except a gang of rebels without a cause. I have fans. There’s a big difference.”

4. Bette Davis on Joan Crawford: “I wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire.” 5. Sterling Hayden on Joan Crawford: “There’s is not enough money in Hollywood to lure me into making another picture with Joan Crawford. And I like money.”

6. Vivian Leigh on Bette Davis after turning down a role in HUSH…HUSH SWEET CHARLOTTE: “I could just stand the thought of facing Joan Crawford at seven in the morning, but I couldn’t stand the thought of facing Bette Davis at that or any hour.”

7. Carol Lombard on Vivien Leigh: “That [snip] English bitch.”

8. Cary Grant on Marlon Brando, Montgomery Clift and James Dean: “I have no rapport with the new idols of the screen, and that includes Marlon Brando and his style of Method acting. It certainly includes Montgomery Clift and that God-awful James Dean. Some producer should cast all three of them in the same movie and let them duke it out. When they’ve finished each other off, James Stewart, Spencer Tracy and I will return and start making real movies again like we used to.”

9. Bette Davis on Cary Grant: “He needed willowy or boyish girls like Katharine Hepburn to make him look what they now call macho. If I’d co-starred with Grant or if Crawford had, we’d have eaten him for breakfast.”

10. Christopher Plummer on Julie Andrews: “Working with her is like being hit over the head with a big Valentine’s Day card, every day.”

11. Mickey Rooney on Ernest Borgnine: “All the Oscars in the world can’t buy him dignity, class and talent. I don’t know why he is famous and why he is a star. Talk about a lucky jerk.”

12. Ernest Borgnine on Mickey Rooney: “I`ve got the Oscar, he`s got a therapist. Checkmate!”

13. Anthony Hopkins on Shirley MacLaine: “She was the most obnoxious actress I have ever worked with.”

14. Marlon Brando on James Dean: “Mr. Dean appears to be wearing my last year’s wardrobe and using my last year’s talent.”

15. Marlon Brando on Montgomery Clift : “He acts like he’s got a Mixmaster up his ass and doesn’t want anyone to know it.”

16. Richard Burton on Marlon Brando: “Marlon has yet to learn to speak. He should have been born two generations before and acted in silent films.”

17. Trevor Howard on Marlon Brando: “Unprofessional and absolutely ridiculous. He could drive a saint to hell in a dogsled.”

18. Dirk Bogarde on Monica Vitti: “I’ve fallen deeply in love with every woman I’ve ever worked with except Monica Vitti. She was a beast.”

19. Walter Mattheu to Barbra Streisand during an on set argument while making HELLO DOLLY!: “I have more talent in my farts than you have in your whole body.”

20. Fanny Brice on Esther Williams: “Wet, she’s a star. Dry, she ain’t.”

21. John Cassavetes on Ricardo Montalban: “Ricardo Montalban is to improvised acting what Mount Rushmore is to animation.”

22. Oliver Reed on Jack Nicolson: “Nicholson? As far as I’m concerned, he’s a balding midget. He stands five-foot-seven, you know. He tries to play heavies and doesn’t quite make it.”

23. Sophia Loren on Gina Lollobrigida: “Gina’s personality is limited. She is good playing a peasant but is incapable of playing a lady.”

24. Jane Fonda on Laurence Harvey: “Acting opposite Harvey is like acting by yourself. Only worse!”

25. Richard Harris on Michael Caine: “An over-fat, flatulent, 62-year-old windbag. A master of inconsequence masquerading as a guru, passing off his vast limitations as pious virtues.”

26. Frank Sinatra on Shelley Winters: “A bowlegged b***h of a Brooklyn blonde.”

27. Shelley Winters on Frank Sinatra: “A skinny, no-talent, stupid, Hoboken bastard.”

28. John Gielgud on Ingrid Bergman: “Ingrid Bergman speaks five languages and can’t act in any of them.”

29. William Holden on Humphrey Bogart: “I hated the bastard.”

30. Humphrey Bogart on William Holden: “A dumb pr**k.”


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: actors; actorsinsults; actorsquotes; goldenage; hollywood; movies
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To: SMCC1

Groucho Marx to brother Chico:

“I have a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.”

About Chico:

“There were three things my brother was always on — a phone, a horse, or a broad.”


21 posted on 12/26/2014 7:07:21 PM PST by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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21. John Cassavetes on Ricardo Montalban: “Ricardo Montalban is to improvised acting what Mount Rushmore is to animation.”

I LOL'ed on that one.

22 posted on 12/26/2014 7:16:29 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: SMCC1

What happened to #5?


23 posted on 12/26/2014 7:18:49 PM PST by A Cyrenian (Don't worry about stuffing the bus or filling the fridge. Try filling the Church.)
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To: GunRunner

i have always wondered why we admire people for doing incredibly stupid things likemheavy drinking. why rinking a lot of poison, ‘holding your drink’, is a defining act of manliness. it’s damn idiotic. especially when drinking actually then goes and kills the guy. what the hell is so admirable about that?


24 posted on 12/26/2014 7:19:04 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: A Cyrenian

It’s on there, just accidentally neglected to put a space.


25 posted on 12/26/2014 7:29:59 PM PST by SMCC1
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To: SMCC1

Oscar Levant on Dorris Day, “I knew her before she was a virgin.”


26 posted on 12/26/2014 7:32:33 PM PST by TigerClaws
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To: SMCC1

John Wayne in “The Conqueror.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq1K0Y-I6vg


27 posted on 12/26/2014 7:38:54 PM PST by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
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To: SMCC1

I agree with Cary Grant (#8) on James Dean. He has to be the most over rated actor of all time.


28 posted on 12/26/2014 7:49:00 PM PST by Lucas McCain (Liberalism is the willful embrace of abject stupidity.)
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To: Mears

Camelot made me love him forever. He was brilliant.


29 posted on 12/26/2014 7:50:26 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: SMCC1

“...and that God-awful James Dean.”

I always thought he was vastly overrated. That’s heresy among libs, however.


30 posted on 12/26/2014 7:53:42 PM PST by vladimir998
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To: GunRunner

True!

“Mr. Kiel revealed in a 2002 autobiography, “Making It Big in the Movies,” that he suffered from a fear of heights. He admitted that he had battled alcoholism and was able to stop drinking as a born-again Christian.” http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/12/arts/richard-kiel-dies-at-74-played-jaws-in-bond-films.html?_r=0


31 posted on 12/26/2014 8:02:56 PM PST by vladimir998
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To: SMCC1

The first one disappoints me but the rest are liberals dissing each other and confirming the idea that show business is like high school with money.


32 posted on 12/26/2014 8:07:39 PM PST by xp38
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To: TigerClaws
“I knew her before she was a virgin.”

OOoooo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo... dangerous remark

33 posted on 12/26/2014 8:11:45 PM PST by A_perfect_lady
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To: SMCC1

I’m one of John Wayne’s biggest fans, but the Duke admitted in an interview that his halting manner of speaking or hesitation in speaking was due to him taking the time to recall his lines.
And Marilyn Monroe said that Gable’s dentures caused him to have really bad breath. She hated smooching scenes with him.
Actors. Except for Marion Francis and a few others, who needs ‘em?


34 posted on 12/26/2014 8:32:15 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: tumblindice

Marion Francis= Marion Robert Morrison


35 posted on 12/26/2014 8:33:54 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Lucas McCain; vladimir998
I agree with Cary Grant (#8) on James Dean. He has to be the most over rated actor of all time.

It always helps your legacy when you die young.

Think Marilyn Monroe.

36 posted on 12/26/2014 8:52:55 PM PST by BBell (breathe easy obey the law)
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To: SMCC1

So hacked emails aren’t new, eh?


37 posted on 12/26/2014 8:57:45 PM PST by huldah1776
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To: mykroar
That was also the joke about Boston catcher More Berg, he can speak 7 languages but can't hit in any of them.

Was selected to go to Japan per WWII with an all-star team, not because of his talent but because he spoke Japanese and the oss wanted him to gather information. He took pictures of Tokyo that were later used to plan the Doolittle raid.
Read “the catcher was a spy”.

38 posted on 12/26/2014 9:02:07 PM PST by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
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To: SMCC1
1. John Wayne on Clark Gable: “Gable’s an idiot. You know why he’s an actor? It’s the only thing he’s smart enough to do.”

If John Wayne really did say that, it's a shame. Gable didn't just play a war hero in the movies like the Duke, he actually was one. Gable enlisted in the Army Air Forces at the age of 41 and trained as a gunner on bombers. Though he spent much of the war with a motion picture unit, he did fly five combat missions.
39 posted on 12/26/2014 9:07:08 PM PST by drjimmy
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To: SMCC1

“Bette Davis on Joan Crawford: “I wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire.””

I wish these Hollywood types would come out and say what they mean.


40 posted on 12/26/2014 9:10:31 PM PST by haroldeveryman
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