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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 12/19/2014 4:33:05 AM PST by Lucky9teen

#WorstHolidayTradition

@HalBrennan tweeted: “We always leave milk and cookies out on Christmas Eve, but find two empty beer bottles in the morning.”

@ManningInc posted, “The arms from Baby Jesus in our nativity scene broke off, so now we replace them with miniature pretzel sticks.”

@graciebell06 tweeted, “As each gift is opened my uncle yells, “It’s a sports bra!”

@ziggaplease tweeted, “After unwrapping a present, we ball up the paper and throw it at the ceiling fan and cheer when someone gets hit in the face.”

@m0d0k posted, “After our Christmas dinner, my family gets out a cuff to see whose blood pressure is the highest.”

@kelseymh stated, “We aren’t allowed to open any presents if we don’t have these on.” He further shared a picture of his family wearing red or green sweaters and stripe pajamas.

@Hasty3000 tweeted, “Driving to a church to find out it doesn’t have a service at that time.”

@mur_dawg shared, “Having to choose one family dinner over another.”

@ClintMcComb tweeted, “3rd straight X-Mas night driving back to St. Louis from Chicago.”

@MarkjewiczSarah posted, “And here goes my mom’s annual speech about how she thinks I don’t have a heart and will be a cat lady.”

 

 

 

Can You #XMasAMovie From Another Genre?

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#ChristmasFail

Mom mixed my wrapping paper w/ my older bro's. I opened Eurotrip Unrated, not Ghostbusters. I was 7.

A couple of years ago my family didn't get a tree till the 23rd.... And it didn't come down till March

One year I received a iPod box expecting to get one when it first came out and then when I opened it.. A bar of soap

One year I had to re-open a gift so my dad could film the reaction because the camera was off the first time. Sandy Claws

Sister bought a xmas tree, it didn't smell enough like pine so she doused it in air freshener needles fell off immediately.

Today my mom told me, "We're doing useful presents this year. We got you a book on how to find a man."

One year the man I was dating gave me an expensive necklace with my name in gold. It was beautiful, but my name isn't Diane

Last Xmas my dad printed off my brothers internet history from the past year & made it into a book for the familys enjoyment.

One year my cat ate all the tinsel off of our tree. The tree lost some of its shine, but my cat had some really pretty poops!

One year my great grandmother spent the entire day at the neighbors mistaking them for our family. No one said a word.

yeah, you don't want those Christmas lights on your tree.

My grandma made a pie and forgot the sugar. We put it outside and the dog ended up peeing on it.

My aunt told me when she was young, her brothers got everything she asked for on Christmas

School sign

How does this even happen?

You had ONE job!


A Cativity Scene - Frankincense , Myrrh, and a Hairball




TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: christmas; ofst; silliness
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IT'S A WRAP.....


1 posted on 12/19/2014 4:33:05 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

FIRST!


2 posted on 12/19/2014 4:33:51 AM PST by Old Sarge (Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10


3 posted on 12/19/2014 4:34:53 AM PST by jim5833
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!!!


4 posted on 12/19/2014 4:36:23 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

All you creepers that boast about being top ten are silly. Btw- Top 10! Merry Christmas too.


5 posted on 12/19/2014 4:42:06 AM PST by PilotDave (No, really, you just can't make this stuff up!!!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Wow! Early today. Top ten anyway!

Hope everyone has a Blessed Christmas.

6 posted on 12/19/2014 4:43:00 AM PST by FroggyTheGremlim ("Your apathy is their power." - Sarah Palin Jul 19, 2014)
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Top 10


8 posted on 12/19/2014 4:43:18 AM PST by Dacula
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To: PilotDave

Freepers. Darn auto correct.


9 posted on 12/19/2014 4:43:22 AM PST by PilotDave (No, really, you just can't make this stuff up!!!)
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Creepers....AGGGHHHH

10 posted on 12/19/2014 4:45:46 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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11 posted on 12/19/2014 4:47:56 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Lucky9teen

















12 posted on 12/19/2014 4:54:48 AM PST by Dallas59
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13 posted on 12/19/2014 4:56:38 AM PST by Dallas59
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To: Lucky9teen

14 posted on 12/19/2014 4:58:50 AM PST by Dallas59
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To: Lucky9teen

15 posted on 12/19/2014 5:00:42 AM PST by Dallas59
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To: Lucky9teen

Good Morning!


16 posted on 12/19/2014 5:00:58 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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Ro_dreaming reporting as ordered.


17 posted on 12/19/2014 5:01:22 AM PST by ro_dreaming (Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. ItÂ’s been found hard and not tried')
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To: left that other site

OK...so top 20.

:-)


18 posted on 12/19/2014 5:07:13 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: left that other site

TOP 20......oh yeah


19 posted on 12/19/2014 5:23:16 AM PST by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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 photo yourekidding_zps09ca78d4.jpg How to disappoint a kid on Christmas morning.
20 posted on 12/19/2014 5:26:32 AM PST by RetSignman (Obama is the walking, talking middle finger in the face of America)
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