“Wisconsin: Highest incarceration rate of African Americans”
Now WHAT is wrong with this picture? Commit the crime, do the time. The REST of you states need to step it up!! ;)
Proud to be from ‘Sconny!
http://blog.estately.com/2013/11/29-reasons-you-should-live-in-wisconsin/
THE WOMEN OF WISCONSIN
Can out-drink men from any other state (except Alaska and
North Dakota)
Make denim on denim look good (sorry Canada)
Wear skirts and heels when its 20 below and never complain about the cold
Are finally over their Brett Favre crushes, except Donna in Oshkosh
Open their own pickle jars
Would rather clean a walleye than the kitchen
Sometimes wear brassieres made of cheese, which is the inspiration behind the Dairy Queen Brazier
Can throw a snowball 20 yards further than women in Minnesota
Keep a photo of Donald Driver in their wallets
Currently have a nice casserole baking in the oven
THE MEN OF WISCONSIN
Always oil your chainsaw before returning it
Wear ponytails way better than guys in Illinois (see Clay Matthews)
Propose to you while deer hunting
Are happy to take your mom out for drinks on her birthday
Buy a round of drinks when they win cash at pull tabs
Put the toilet seat down because its not like theyre from Iowa
Never, NEVER play the Goo Goo Dolls on a jukebox
Only sit alone in their truck and cry when the dog dies
Regret not making friends with Russell Wilson in college
Never lie about their marathon time, even if theyre running for office
I wonder if that incarceration rate has something to do with the cold... is it seasonal?
Wisconsin’s nice. They have nice dairy air up there.