[cripplecreek]

I plan to die with dignity at the bottom of the basement stairs just like God intended.

[Chickensoup]

I plan to die with dignity at the bottom of the basement stairs just like God intended.

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[rabidralph]

LOL! I’ll see you there!

[mass55th]

"I plan to die with dignity at the bottom of the basement stairs just like God intended."

I always figured that when I died, they wouldn't find my body for weeks afterwards, and that my cats would feast on me in the meantime. My cats have been gone for almost 10 years, so it'll just be the maggots that dine on me now.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Being your own man until the end... good enough.

[Old Grumpy]

Lordy, that’s the best laugh I’ve had all week!