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Fast-Declining Joe Biden Now Believes He Was Sonny From ‘The Godfather’ As A Kid
Daily Caller ^ | 12/14/14 | Eric Owens, Education Editor

Posted on 12/15/2014 8:55:35 AM PST by Baynative

Vice President Joe Biden demonstrated that he is slipping deeper into senility this week when he gave a speech swearing that he once violently ambushed an unsuspecting kid who allegedly kicked his sister off of her bicycle.

The tale told by Biden bore a remarkable resemblance to a scene in “The Godfather,” in which Sonny Corleone pummels Carlo Rizzi for abusing Corleone’s pregnant sister, Connie.

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The septuagenarian Vice President told the strangely familiar story on Wednesday night in New York City at an event held in his honor by a women’s rights charity called Vital Voices, reports The Daily Beast.

The event celebrated “men who combat violence against women.”

Biden regaled the audience with a brutal anecdote about his youth — when he was Joey Biden — that he insisted was totally true.

“I remember coming back from Mass on Sunday,” Biden explained, according to the Beast. “Always the big treat was, we’d stop at the donut shop.”

His father was waiting in the car, as was the custom, he said. On this occasion, Biden’s sister, Valerie, “tugged on” the future vice president’s arm and said, “‘That’s the boy who kicked me off my bicycle.’”

Once the family got home, Biden swore, he hopped on his bicycle and returned to the donut shop. The boy was still there, he said, “leaning down on one of those slanted counters.”

Next, Biden attested: “I walked up behind him and smashed his head next to the counter.”

But that’s not all. Oh, no.

“His father grabbed me, and I looked at his son and said, ‘If you ever touch my sister again, I’ll come back here again and I’ll kill your son.’”

Biden’s own father later allegedly told Joey he was proud of his son for the death threat.

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This guy has been telling "whoppers" his entire career. I think most of the beltway probably laughs at him behind his back, including his own staff.

(how does a person like this end up with a 'staff' in the first place?)

1 posted on 12/15/2014 8:55:35 AM PST by Baynative
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To: Baynative

As I recall, Sonny died in a hail of gunfire.


2 posted on 12/15/2014 8:56:27 AM PST by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: Baynative

Did Joe Biden just find out he’s the white Token ?


3 posted on 12/15/2014 8:57:14 AM PST by molson209 (Blank)
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To: Baynative

Delusions of grandeur. Doesn’t bode well for when the senility really kicks in.


4 posted on 12/15/2014 8:58:09 AM PST by BipolarBob
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To: Baynative

Joe’s nickname in the Senate was “Slow Joe” (not a joke) because of his stupidity.


5 posted on 12/15/2014 8:58:16 AM PST by Mr. K (Palin/Cruz 2016)
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To: Baynative
This guy has been telling "whoppers" his entire career.

Megalomania, with no real authority to express it...except through fantasies.
6 posted on 12/15/2014 8:58:57 AM PST by Resettozero
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7 posted on 12/15/2014 8:59:10 AM PST by dfwgator
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If Joe is Sonny, then call me Barzini.


8 posted on 12/15/2014 8:59:21 AM PST by Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
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To: BipolarBob

I mean, that’s storybook, man...


9 posted on 12/15/2014 9:00:46 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: Trapped Behind Enemy Lines

Obama’s a pimp, but I didn’t know until this day that it was Jarrett all along.


10 posted on 12/15/2014 9:01:06 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Baynative

There’s also a similar scene in “Goodfellas” where a young Henry Hill pistol-whips a young man for harassing his girlfriend. I wonder if they based that movie on Joe Biden’s life.


11 posted on 12/15/2014 9:02:58 AM PST by SamAdams76
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To: Baynative

I had Biden pegged more as a Fredo... or even a Paulie.


12 posted on 12/15/2014 9:02:59 AM PST by ArtDodger
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To: Baynative

“”I think most of the beltway probably laughs at him behind his back, including his own staff. “”

And probably the sister!


13 posted on 12/15/2014 9:03:21 AM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: Baynative

More like Joe Bag O’ Donuts.


14 posted on 12/15/2014 9:04:30 AM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Trapped Behind Enemy Lines

Ok, Barzini.. You can call me Barcardi.


15 posted on 12/15/2014 9:05:50 AM PST by ArtDodger
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To: ArtDodger

More like Senator Geary.


16 posted on 12/15/2014 9:07:33 AM PST by dfwgator
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I had Biden pegged more as a Fredo... or even a Paulie.

ha! he is no Sonny that's for sure... Freddo is more like it, except Freddo garnered some sympathy...

17 posted on 12/15/2014 9:10:57 AM PST by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: ArtDodger

I made my bones when you were dating cheerleaders.


18 posted on 12/15/2014 9:15:05 AM PST by Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
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To: Baynative

I think Biden has been saying for years - I deserve respect, but never had it.


19 posted on 12/15/2014 9:15:16 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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Would not want what happened to Sonny to happen to Biden.... if such a beautiful care was going to get riddled.


20 posted on 12/15/2014 9:15:41 AM PST by ArtDodger
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