Posted on 12/11/2014 7:42:02 PM PST by Morgana
as 2014 the year of the Un–Bum Steer? So many of our usual suspects behaved themselves (more or less) that we wondered if something was amiss. Texas A&M didn’t do anything too Aggie-like, the Dallas Cowboys were actually in the playoff hunt for a change, and Matthew McConaughey minded his p’s and q’s while picking up an Oscar along the way.
Thankfully, politics didn’t let us down. Governor Rick Perry was indicted by a grand jury for abusing his power and coercing a public servant, and he celebrated having his mug shot taken with a jaunt to buy frozen custard. Good ol’ Louie Gohmert, the Republican congressman from Tyler, offered up plenty of laughs—intentional or otherwise—which made us think he was in on the joke. But nothing, and we mean nothing, could match the train wreck that was Wendy Davis, Battleground Texas, and the Democrats.
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Such an insult to cattle - which are delicious!
Bum Steer? No, Bum Steer’s ass - YES
Oh I just thought of a good one....
A bum steer that was a victim of a cattle mutilation! Quick call Linda Moulton Howe and Coast to Coast AM!
Ha!
Really should have said-— “mad cow’s disease” for correct gender ID of a true whacko candidate. Arrogant, wrinkled and pissed off opportunist investment banker lib. Couldn’t have happened to a better mad cow.
Her campaign was a train-wreck from the start, there was no good reason for the D party to just hand her the nomination but they pretty much did. On a platter.
A one-trick pony that forgot her trick.
Wendy has a new gig
She’s nothing.
The real Bum Steer of the year is the “Republican” Congress.
City boys don't know a heiffer from a cow from a bull
A heiffer is a young virgin cow
Wendy Davis is a cow, and is 'udderly inept'
And a bull has only one 'milker' ,.. which you only get to try milking just once,
.. and then run like hell !!
I miss Wendy. She and her staff and supporters have provided high levels of comedy entertainment for the last year or so. Sort of like a year long retrospective of The Three Stooges.
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