I always thought POS meant something else . . . I don’t see any acronyms for “I’m doing my chores” or “I’m getting a summer job this year.”
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I didn't read the article (I don't do a lot of that these days ... ) but just glancing down the list seems to point towards kids sexting, not texting .. a more prevalent ?? activity
Another lousy Michelle Obama lunch
Gotta be careful, sex perverts are everywhere.
Although I have text these to the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleading Squad and they replied back that If I didn't stop they were going to call the police:From the Article
GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
HAK - Hugs And Kisses
ILU - I Love You
IWSN - I Want Sex Now
KOTL - Kiss On The Lips
KFY -or- K4Y - Kiss For You
KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
KIDDING! That is a Joke People!
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And for the older crowd, we use:
ATD - at the doctor.
BFF - best friend fell.
BTW - bring the wheelchair.
BYOT - bring your own teeth.
FWIW - forgot where I was.
GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA - got heartburn again.
IMHO - is my hearing aid on?
LMDO - laughing my dentures out.
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMMR - on my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up.
CMB: Covered by Medicare
CUATSC: See you at the Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FYI: Found Your Insulin
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures out
OMSG: Oh My Sorry, Gas
SGGP: Sorry Gotta go Poop
TTYL; Talk to You Louder
WTP: Where’s the prunces
GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
I read the list and it turned my stomach, is this really where kids’ minds are today? My oldest is 15 & he shares a cell phone with his younger brother. Because it has no internet access they often forget it at home and I have a chance to check their text messages. So far it’s been squeaky clean.
Wuite a few are related to parental supervison - or warnings about supervison.
Best bet, supervise!
My kids are all grown up, but I might be able to use some of those.
If your kids are using MOST of those acronyms you have already failed as a parent.
The only kids that use those are slutty girls and creepy guys.
If you find your girls using those codes...congrats, your daughter is a slut. But you knew that already didn’t you!
If you are not taking your kids phone out of your hand, checking their texts, and asking questions you are a fool.
One afternoon I pulled a log of my kid’s texts and made a chart of them against the school days and the time of day.
I marked the areas when she shouldn’t be texting. She was texting during school and after 10 PM. I told her that I was going to do the same thing in a week. Those colored areas (when she should NOT be texting) should be clear, or she loses the phone.
Guess what? Her texts during the restricted times went to near zero.
You are either riding the bus, or driving the bus. Which are you doing?
INB4HTP
(In Before The Helen Thomas Pics)
A family friend had thought that LOL stood for Lots of Love. So she would send inexplicable messages to people like “So sorry about your loss LOL”
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