10. Is it possible to ‘kick-start’ a fart by pulling someone’s finger?
99% of gas doesn’t smell? Where did they get this data, a fishing village in China?
My wife burps but rarely toots and if she does you only hear it if she’s asleep
My old girl American Bulldog could burn your eyes farting...my Rott not as bad
My boys seem to enjoy competing
I rarely rip except when I wake up
All women I’ve known toot quietly but some have been known to toot at the most embarassing intimate moments
Spinners and yoga chicks worst offenders
I'm sure there are lots of people that would disagree with that one.
DANG!
You know though...my ol’ Aunt Jane entered an international fart contest....she let such a blast with such a distinct picante order(which is still lingering over Lake Erie) that even the Russian judge had to score her a 10.(which he then had her kidnapped by the Russian secret police for use as a sonic cannon against Chechnyan rebels...better than a neutron weapon with no radio active fallout that could be detected by any international monitoring groups. The UN radiation monitoring groups are just a pain in the royal Russian borscht, if you get my drift. Just don’t get into my Aunt Jane’s drift...if you get my meaning! Anyway they pay her well and when not on duty she lives in a nice dascha.... very far away from anyone else.)
PS:Of course it wasn’t called a ‘fart contest’...it was called the International Invitational Voluntary Flatulent Release Competition; judged by 4 categories....decibel amplitude, volumetric measurements and/or length of time of release, wetness vs dryness(dryer is better), and finally lethality. Under the lethality judging, special rules mitigate for lack of decibel noise range if lethality was rated quite high. This of course became known as the stealth or SBD(silent but deadly) clause and because of the SBD clause; a few previous winners were able to win, despite lack of decibel amplitude and volume
hmmm, crop dusting and depth charging ... I miss the fun we had at work.
Marking, for someone else to read.
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Little known fact outside of medicine:
Don’t try to sneak one past a general surgeon while he is doing abdominal surgery. Doung so will cause all manner of consternation.
Why? He will think he accidentally nicked the patient’s bowel.
This should pretty much be the last word on the subject...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8
I once bent over to pick up a book in class and expelled a vast amount of gas, and very loud it was, my friend in direct line flew out of his chair, rolling across the aisles...
He helped alleviat the embarassment.
a day???
Humans got nothing on my two labs in the gas department.
This is not a laughing matter when someone’s social life is ruined and the Dr’s cannot get to the bottom of the problem with diet changes,over the counter drugs, etc.. When you stop going out to eat, stop going to church, stop going to social gatherings because of excessive gas, it almost effects the mind. Have seen three different Gastroenterologists, Internist and have also talk to my Oncologist. They have suggested various things but nothing has helped. Has anyone had this severe problem and what did they do to overcome this.
My grandmother used to fart alot. Whenever I would say “Aw gramma”, she’d always reply “well, better out than in”........
Uhhh... wow. Thanks for sharing.