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UT San Antonio revelation resolves matter of missing UT Austin brains
LA Times ^
| 12/03/2014
Posted on 12/03/2014 11:53:42 AM PST by Texican72
The case of the missing 100 brains in Texas has been solved, officials said on Wednesday. And, no, this is not a joke.
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Best headline of the day?
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posted on
12/03/2014 11:53:42 AM PST
by
Texican72
To: Texican72
Hahahhaa. Missing Univ of Texas brains.
To: Texican72
So they other university receives 100 brains and didn’t think to question why?
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posted on
12/03/2014 11:55:12 AM PST
by
Mr. K
(Palin/Cruz 2016)
To: Zuben Elgenubi
To: Texican72
Yeah, that’s a killer headline.
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posted on
12/03/2014 11:56:43 AM PST
by
kevkrom
(I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
To: Texican72
Normally I would be laughing right along with everyone, but one of those brains belongs to the man who killed one of my good friend’s father. He was 7 or 8 when it happened.
To: Texican72
15 times in 10 sentences ... the word 'brains' or 'brain'
But ... who's counting ?
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posted on
12/03/2014 12:00:30 PM PST
by
knarf
To: Texican72
Did any of those brains have an attached “Do Not Use This Brain” sign?
It belonged to Abb Be Normal.
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posted on
12/03/2014 12:08:15 PM PST
by
Da Coyote
To: Texican72
I hear people were losing their minds over this.
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posted on
12/03/2014 12:12:23 PM PST
by
rfreedom4u
(Do you know who Barry Soetoro is?)
To: Texican72
"Brain ... Brain ... What is Brain ?"
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posted on
12/03/2014 12:13:29 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(Brain Drain)
To: mikrofon
If you like your brain, you can keep your brain.
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posted on
12/03/2014 12:20:49 PM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
(You can't spell liberal without label.)
To: Texican72
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posted on
12/03/2014 12:47:41 PM PST
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: Texican72
Seeing as how UT Austin is now offering courses on Beyonce and Rihanna, I think they lost their brains prior to this.
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posted on
12/03/2014 12:53:07 PM PST
by
sockmonkey
(Of course I didn't read the article. After all, this is Free Republic.)
To: Texican72
Someone suggested that the lack of brains just means that a hundred students will need to change their majors to Liberal Arts.
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posted on
12/03/2014 12:57:18 PM PST
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
To: Texican72
We Aggies have known UT Austin was missing their brains for a long time.
To: Texican72
The Charles Whitman brain is in the lot that is missing. I'm creeped out it is one of them.
To: vetvetdoug
"The Charles Whitman brain is in the lot that is missing"
I think that is an urban legend.
Whitman's brain was thoroughly studied after his shooting rampage.
Turns out he had an undiagnosed tumor.
I'm sure slides made from the brain probably still exist, but an intact brain?
No way.
It was sliced up and dissected.
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posted on
12/03/2014 4:09:31 PM PST
by
boop
(I never use the words democrats and republicans. I use liberals and Americans.)
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