Darwin Award nominee?
Crikey mate!
He could have just dressed up as a donut in New Jersey!
I doubt he plans to be “eaten alive”. Either, he won’t be eaten, or he won’t be alive. Where are you putting your money?
The title should be
“I am a moron and would do anything to get on TV”
Just Stupid.....
“eaten by a snake”
He does not plan to be eaten by a snake. The headline is a lie.
“Eaten” means he will be digested and become part of the snake.
Headline writers lie to get us to read the article.
“This donut is about to be eaten by me” means that no one will ever see the donut ever again.
Living proof that there are some psychological issues that can’t even be touched by modern medicine.
I’m being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I’m being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I’m being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don’t like it very much!
Oh no, oh no, he swallowed my toe,
He swallowed my toe
Oh gee, oh gee, he’s up to my knee,
He’s up to my knee
Oh fiddle, oh fiddle, he’s reached my middle,
He’s reached my middle
Oh heck, oh heck, he’s up to my neck,
He’s up to my neck
Oh dread, oh dread, he swallowed my.... schlirppp!
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Sounds like “vorarephilia” to me. I think that’s the word.
Or just pLain “nutty as a fruitcake” may be the idea that I’m after.
Disgusting ratings stunt. In our next broadcast, we will allow a woman to be raped so she can tell us what it feels like...........