They’re cormorants, why don’t these rocket scientists try fish instead of recordings and decoys?
The Double Breasted Seersuckers are have been endangered since the early 50’s.
The smart birds will move. The stupid ones will die.
The species improves.
They need some peregrine falcons.
Hell, no...we won’t go!!
We’ve reached a point where animals are more valued than people. What can we do to convince liberals to simply ignore the birds and dismantle the bridge?
a) Show them a correlative link between the birds and global warming
b) Point out that these are mostly WHITE birds, and not deserving of special privilege
c) Point out that these are AMERICAN birds, not here illegally, therefore we should do whatever like to them.
d) something else
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I got called to go out there on a boat a few years back because there was a stink over how to deal with their excrement and feathers on those bases and they wanted me to sample and analyze it for metals (I frequently find myself wondering “Who thinks this s*** up?!?!” and have yet to solve this mystery).
There was hardly enough to enable any actual sampling. My suggestion that it just be hosed off with sea water was met with “Ah, well, we can’t do that, it would never be permitted”... To which I responded, “well, if you fart around long enough the first good rain will take care of it”...