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I'm a 'Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Humanist Libertine'. What Are You?
Reason ^ | 11-6-14 | Elizabeth Nolan Brown|

Posted on 11/07/2014 6:14:10 AM PST by TurboZamboni

We've all heard of "The World's Smallest Political Quiz", but are you ready for the strangest? Then I suggest you check out the "5 Dimensional Political Compass", which has been making the rounds, to much merriment, on Twitter today. Because the survey measures attitudes in five different political dimensions—collectivism, authoritarianism, internationalism, tribalism, and liberalism—and applies a corresponding label to each, it ends up generating some pretty silly-sounding results. I, for instance, was deemed a Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Humanist Libertine. Reason magazine Editor-in-Chief Matt Welch got Right-Leaning Anarchist Non-Interventionist Progressive. Former Reason staffer Cathy Reisenwitz was labeled a Centrist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Humanist

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To: TurboZamboni

You are a: Conservative Libertarian Non-Interventionist Traditionalist

Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -17%
Tribalism score: 0%
Liberalism score: -17%


21 posted on 11/07/2014 6:37:04 AM PST by Truthsearcher
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To: TurboZamboni

You are a: Conservative Libertarian Non-Interventionist Nationalist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -50%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -17%
Tribalism score: 33%
Liberalism score: -100%

Anybody with a Liberalism score lower (higher?) than -90% should probably switch their party identification. (sarc)


22 posted on 11/07/2014 6:37:54 AM PST by wbarmy (I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
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To: TurboZamboni

You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Isolationist Ultranationalist Reactionary
Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: 100%
Liberalism score: -50%


23 posted on 11/07/2014 6:38:04 AM PST by Augie
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To: TurboZamboni
You are a: Objectivist Libertarian Total-Isolationist Ultranationalist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -100%

Authoritarianism score: -67%

Internationalism score: -83%

Tribalism score: 83%

Liberalism score: -83%

24 posted on 11/07/2014 6:38:23 AM PST by LambSlave
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To: PrincessB

Better than being a confectionery.


25 posted on 11/07/2014 6:39:15 AM PST by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: TurboZamboni

Hoo Boy!

Looking at the replies with their score results. And looking at the source (Reason); no way I’m going to waste any time clicking that loony link.


26 posted on 11/07/2014 6:40:45 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: kosciusko51
According to the site, I am a Conservative Anti-Government Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist.

Me too, all the other types are LOSERS!

27 posted on 11/07/2014 6:42:19 AM PST by stig
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To: TurboZamboni

You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Isolationist Nativist Traditionalist
Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: -50%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: -33%


28 posted on 11/07/2014 6:42:30 AM PST by NorthMountain
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To: stig

LOL. Also, I like your handle. Are you a “Top Gear” fan?


29 posted on 11/07/2014 6:46:26 AM PST by kosciusko51 (Enough of "Who is John Galt?" Who is Patrick Henry?)
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To: TurboZamboni

You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Non-Interventionist Nationalist Reactionary

Collectivism score: -83%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: -33%
Tribalism score: 17%
Liberalism score: -67%

Hehe, I kinda like that title. I have a feeling most of us here will score very similarly, if not often identically.


30 posted on 11/07/2014 6:46:40 AM PST by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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To: TurboZamboni
You are a: Conservative Libertarian Total-Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -83%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: -83%

31 posted on 11/07/2014 6:46:50 AM PST by apillar
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To: TurboZamboni

You are a: Conservative Anarchist Non-Interventionist Nativist Reactionary

Collectivism score: -50%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: -33%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: -67%


32 posted on 11/07/2014 6:48:55 AM PST by ctdonath2 (You know what, just do it.)
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To: TurboZamboni

An American?


33 posted on 11/07/2014 6:50:24 AM PST by moovova
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To: TurboZamboni

You are a: Right-Leaning Anti-Government Non-Interventionist Cosmopolitan Reactionary
Collectivism score: -17%
Authoritarianism score: -33%
Internationalism score: -17%
Tribalism score: -33%
Liberalism score: -67%


34 posted on 11/07/2014 6:51:09 AM PST by PaulZe
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To: apillar
You are a: Communist Pro-Government Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Libertine

Collectivism score: 100%
Authoritarianism score: 33%
Internationalism score: 33%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 100%

LOL! Just Kidding! (I reversed all my answers just to see what my "Star Trek Mirror Universe" self would be)

35 posted on 11/07/2014 6:51:43 AM PST by apillar
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To: TurboZamboni

You are a: Conservative Libertarian Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: -83%

Sounds about right.


36 posted on 11/07/2014 7:01:40 AM PST by tnlibertarian
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To: kosciusko51

I am a Conservative Libertarian Isolationist Nationalist Fundamentalist


37 posted on 11/07/2014 7:03:18 AM PST by NewHampshireDuo
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To: TurboZamboni

Are negative scores god? Lol

You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Non-Interventionist Reactionary

Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -33%
Tribalism score: 0%
Liberalism score: -67%


38 posted on 11/07/2014 7:03:58 AM PST by antidisestablishment (When the passion of your convictions surpass those of your leader, it's past time for a change.)
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To: TurboZamboni
Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Humanist Libertine

Cross out the “conservative,” what remains describes a libertarian, plain and simple. Anarchist, Isolationist, Libertine. Libertarians are not conservatives.

The description further confirms what I have noted about a great many libertarians, they are for the most part a bunch of godless Humanists/Atheists.

39 posted on 11/07/2014 7:15:43 AM PST by sasportas
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To: cripplecreek
Says I’m a libertarian but that is most assuredly false.

So then you favor Authoritarianism? — the other option is government setting the rules for every aspect of your life.
IOW, libertarian here means that you favor less government control.

40 posted on 11/07/2014 7:22:41 AM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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