I'm a 'Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Humanist Libertine'. What Are You?

Reason ^ | 11-6-14 | Elizabeth Nolan Brown|

[TurboZamboni]

We've all heard of "The World's Smallest Political Quiz", but are you ready for the strangest? Then I suggest you check out the "5 Dimensional Political Compass", which has been making the rounds, to much merriment, on Twitter today. Because the survey measures attitudes in five different political dimensions—collectivism, authoritarianism, internationalism, tribalism, and liberalism—and applies a corresponding label to each, it ends up generating some pretty silly-sounding results. I, for instance, was deemed a Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Humanist Libertine. Reason magazine Editor-in-Chief Matt Welch got Right-Leaning Anarchist Non-Interventionist Progressive. Former Reason staffer Cathy Reisenwitz was labeled a Centrist Anarchist Total-Isolationist Humanist

[Truthsearcher]

You are a: Conservative Libertarian Non-Interventionist Traditionalist

Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -17%
Tribalism score: 0%
Liberalism score: -17%

[wbarmy]

You are a: Conservative Libertarian Non-Interventionist Nationalist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -50%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -17%
Tribalism score: 33%
Liberalism score: -100%

Anybody with a Liberalism score lower (higher?) than -90% should probably switch their party identification. (sarc)

[Augie]

You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Isolationist Ultranationalist Reactionary
Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: 100%
Liberalism score: -50%

[LambSlave]

You are a: Objectivist Libertarian Total-Isolationist Ultranationalist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -100%

Authoritarianism score: -67%

Internationalism score: -83%

Tribalism score: 83%

Liberalism score: -83%

[TurboZamboni]

Better than being a confectionery.

[Responsibility2nd]

Hoo Boy!

Looking at the replies with their score results. And looking at the source (Reason); no way I’m going to waste any time clicking that loony link.

[stig]

According to the site, I am a Conservative Anti-Government Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist.

Me too, all the other types are LOSERS!

[NorthMountain]

You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Isolationist Nativist Traditionalist
Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: -50%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: -33%

[kosciusko51]

LOL. Also, I like your handle. Are you a “Top Gear” fan?

[lefty-lie-spy]

You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Non-Interventionist Nationalist Reactionary

Collectivism score: -83%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: -33%
Tribalism score: 17%
Liberalism score: -67%

Hehe, I kinda like that title. I have a feeling most of us here will score very similarly, if not often identically.

[apillar]

You are a: Conservative Libertarian Total-Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -50%
Internationalism score: -83%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: -83%

[ctdonath2]

You are a: Conservative Anarchist Non-Interventionist Nativist Reactionary

Collectivism score: -50%
Authoritarianism score: -83%
Internationalism score: -33%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: -67%

[moovova]

An American?

[PaulZe]

You are a: Right-Leaning Anti-Government Non-Interventionist Cosmopolitan Reactionary
Collectivism score: -17%
Authoritarianism score: -33%
Internationalism score: -17%
Tribalism score: -33%
Liberalism score: -67%

[apillar]

You are a: Communist Pro-Government Interventionist Bleeding-Heart Libertine

Collectivism score: 100%
Authoritarianism score: 33%
Internationalism score: 33%
Tribalism score: -100%
Liberalism score: 100%

LOL! Just Kidding! (I reversed all my answers just to see what my "Star Trek Mirror Universe" self would be)

[tnlibertarian]

You are a: Conservative Libertarian Isolationist Nativist Fundamentalist

Collectivism score: -67%
Authoritarianism score: -67%
Internationalism score: -67%
Tribalism score: 67%
Liberalism score: -83%

Sounds about right.

[NewHampshireDuo]

I am a Conservative Libertarian Isolationist Nationalist Fundamentalist

[antidisestablishment]

Are negative scores god? Lol

You are a: Objectivist Anarchist Non-Interventionist Reactionary

Collectivism score: -100%
Authoritarianism score: -100%
Internationalism score: -33%
Tribalism score: 0%
Liberalism score: -67%

[sasportas]

Conservative Anarchist Isolationist Humanist Libertine

Cross out the “conservative,” what remains describes a libertarian, plain and simple. Anarchist, Isolationist, Libertine. Libertarians are not conservatives.

The description further confirms what I have noted about a great many libertarians, they are for the most part a bunch of godless Humanists/Atheists.

[OneWingedShark]

Says I’m a libertarian but that is most assuredly false.

So then you favor Authoritarianism? — the other option is government setting the rules for every aspect of your life.
IOW, libertarian here means that you favor less government control.