Yeah, I can’t spell foreign words well, but dadgummit, I did it! Cured lactose intollerance.
Great science requires duplication by other researchers. Unfortunately, my lab rats bit the dust after the first dose of jalapeños.
I'll try again with larger lab animals like chimps. After all, as your case proves, if something doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger.
BTW, one "L" in "intolerance, dammit. How can I forward your work to the Nobel Committee with these glaring errors? OTOH, I guess if they gave one to Gore and one to Obama .......