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Cops: Uncle stabs nephew for eating too many pork chops
CBS12 News ^
| October 22 2014
| Victoria Price
Posted on 10/25/2014 9:50:54 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
FELLSMERE, Fla. (CBS12) -- A 61-year-old man was arrested after he stabbed his nephew during a fight over pork chops, Fellsmere police say.
Billy Wall and his nephew Charles Williams were arguing over the number of pork chops each one got to eat for dinner.
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Both men began to fight again after Williams said his nephew grabbed a machete and threatened him.
(Excerpt) Read more at cbs12.com ...
TOPICS: Food; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: florida; floriduh; formbaconsword; napl; pork; porkchop; porkchops
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To: TigersEye
Some of that info is at the link.
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posted on
10/25/2014 11:38:04 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
A rebuttal to Homer Simpson, at Dr. Hibbert’s office pondering imminent death by (possibly) poisonous fugu sushi, wailing “nobody ever died from eating pork chops!”
42
posted on
10/25/2014 11:39:52 PM PDT
by
jiggyboy
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: Slings and Arrows
I saw that further on in the thread. Old man got one,
girlfriend got none! Boy needed some stabbing.
43
posted on
10/25/2014 11:39:53 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(ISIS is the tip of the spear. The spear is Islam.)
To: jiggyboy
Well, they still haven’t died, but they damn sure got something to think about.
44
posted on
10/25/2014 11:45:03 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: TigersEye
45
posted on
10/25/2014 11:45:31 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
46
posted on
10/25/2014 11:51:56 PM PDT
by
BlueDragon
(Cry Havoc, and let slip the canines and kittens of youtube!)
To: tumblindice
Gravy?
Why do women treat gravy like a rare element? They rarely serve it, almost never make it, and they put 8 ounces of it on a Thanksgiving table as though it is expensively imported from an obscure mountain valley in India or something.
Gravy should be closer to a mealtime beverage, than a once or twice a year rarity.
47
posted on
10/25/2014 11:54:14 PM PDT
by
ansel12
To: Slings and Arrows
Them pork chops are hard to resist alright.
48
posted on
10/26/2014 12:41:06 AM PDT
by
Bullish
(A 5 year old could run the country better than Obama.)
To: Sarah Barracuda
I have a lemon marinade that makes them killer.... You have to hide them.
49
posted on
10/26/2014 12:42:24 AM PDT
by
Bullish
(A 5 year old could run the country better than Obama.)
To: ansel12
50
posted on
10/26/2014 1:30:37 AM PDT
by
VMI70
To: Slings and Arrows
That reminds me of the billboard I once saw by the Jersey shore that said, “Don’t cook tonight, honey. I’m coming home with crabs.”
51
posted on
10/26/2014 2:14:09 AM PDT
by
Catmom
(We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
To: Catmom
52
posted on
10/26/2014 2:30:14 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
53
posted on
10/26/2014 3:23:43 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
54
posted on
10/26/2014 3:35:02 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
Porktron, defender of the kitchenverse.
55
posted on
10/26/2014 3:39:14 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
With his faithful pork sword?
56
posted on
10/26/2014 3:52:09 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
Well, the guy driving the sausage that forms the head says, “Form Bacon Sword!”
And then everyone stands around looking confused as dinner murders them.
57
posted on
10/26/2014 3:59:35 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I knew a man who killed a man over a pork chop, he was on work release from prison and worked at the same factory where I did. I knew another who killed his father in law over a chicken neck.
58
posted on
10/26/2014 6:15:19 AM PDT
by
weezel
To: Slings and Arrows
It that was weird enough, the story had two words misspelled: seperate for separate and arguement for argument.
To: RichInOC
When I went to YOUR schools, I went to YOUR churches, I ate YOUR dinner?
60
posted on
10/26/2014 7:11:05 AM PDT
by
null and void
(And I think Kevin Bacon is doomed.)
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