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Cops: Uncle stabs nephew for eating too many pork chops
CBS12 News ^
| October 22 2014
| Victoria Price
Posted on 10/25/2014 9:50:54 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
FELLSMERE, Fla. (CBS12) -- A 61-year-old man was arrested after he stabbed his nephew during a fight over pork chops, Fellsmere police say.
Billy Wall and his nephew Charles Williams were arguing over the number of pork chops each one got to eat for dinner.
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Both men began to fight again after Williams said his nephew grabbed a machete and threatened him.
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TOPICS: Food; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: florida; floriduh; formbaconsword; napl; pork; porkchop; porkchops
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You guessed it: Flori-duh.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
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posted on
10/25/2014 9:52:13 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
At least he had a good reason, eh?
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posted on
10/25/2014 9:54:22 PM PDT
by
ifinnegan
To: Slings and Arrows
Grandpa’s wrong. It is mathematically impossible for anybody to “eat too many pork chops.” Especially if they’re nicely gilled after being marinated in vinegar, onions and garlic.
To: Slings and Arrows
If Michelle Obama had been there, she would have said “Hey no reason to fight, just give me the chops and I’m take them off your hands”
To: Gluteus Maximus
Or barbecued. Or Shake-and-Baked. Or...
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posted on
10/25/2014 9:57:11 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
“Boy!” What is you doin? You dun eat up ALL the Poke-Chops in the tray. What am I ‘sposed to do? Just sit here and take a picture of you eatin my dinner?
To: Slings and Arrows
Normally it is easy enough to decide the right and wrong of things, but Southern fried pork chops are in a realm where none of us can be sure how we would have reacted.
It’s easy to be reasonable when you weren’t the one smelling them......savoring them......wanting more of them.
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posted on
10/25/2014 10:00:34 PM PDT
by
ansel12
To: Slings and Arrows
And to drink, all he wanted was a Pepsi...just one Pepsi...
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posted on
10/25/2014 10:01:55 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Rich's Undeniable Truth of the Day: We live in absurd times.)
To: Slings and Arrows
If they were cooking Bacon, it would have been a massacre.
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posted on
10/25/2014 10:04:32 PM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
To: ansel12
I think a good punch to the face would have been sufficient.
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posted on
10/25/2014 10:05:21 PM PDT
by
RC one
(Militarized law enforcement is just a nice way of saying martial law enforcement.)
To: Slings and Arrows
That’s the hill to die on: Pork Chop
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posted on
10/25/2014 10:06:22 PM PDT
by
jobim
(.)
To: RichInOC
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posted on
10/25/2014 10:06:35 PM PDT
by
RC one
(Militarized law enforcement is just a nice way of saying martial law enforcement.)
To: ansel12
Normally it is easy enough to decide the right and wrong of things, but Southern fried pork chops are in a realm where none of us can be sure how we would have reacted. Its easy to be reasonable when you werent the one smelling them......savoring them......wanting more of them.There, but for the grace of G-d...
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posted on
10/25/2014 10:08:05 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
“his nephew grabbed a machete”
Because his uncle said, “Youngster, if you want my chop you’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers. Fo shizzle.”
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posted on
10/25/2014 10:08:09 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Wall said he only got to eat one porkchop but his nephew ate three and thought his girlfriend didn't get to have any.
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posted on
10/25/2014 10:08:14 PM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/25/2014 10:08:28 PM PDT
by
VerySadAmerican
(Liberals were raised by women or wimps. And they're all stupid.)
To: RichInOC
Sounds like he had suicidal tendencies.
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posted on
10/25/2014 10:09:50 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: RightGeek
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posted on
10/25/2014 10:10:55 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Kickass Conservative
> If they were cooking Bacon, it would have been a massacre.
Justified.
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posted on
10/25/2014 10:12:56 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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