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Man accidentally texts his probation officer asking for weed
Fox News ^
| October 24, 2014
| Mike Flacy
Posted on 10/25/2014 4:34:53 AM PDT by Stoat
"....Cross sent a text message to his probation officer which read You have some weed?
Upon receiving the text message, the probation officer notified local police and a search warrant was issued for Crosss residence. Upon the execution of the search warrant, Albany police discovered a bag of cocaine in the possession of Cross...."
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"....Cross was arrested shortly after and sent back to prison. He received one additional year in prison for violating the terms of his probation as well as another year for the drug possession."
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TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Gardening; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alvincross; marijuana; napl; oops; pot; potheads; probation; weed
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posted on
10/25/2014 4:34:53 AM PDT
by
Stoat
To: Slings and Arrows
Would you happen to know who is managing the "Too Stupid To Be Allowed To Own A Cell Phone" Pinglist?
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posted on
10/25/2014 4:35:15 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
To: Stoat
Who among us haven’t”.................
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posted on
10/25/2014 4:39:02 AM PDT
by
Dr. Ursus
To: Stoat
Man, the current crop of weed must be exceptionally powerful these days.
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posted on
10/25/2014 4:40:12 AM PDT
by
MarDav
To: Sasparilla
Poster child for Dope.Indeed. Here's another:
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posted on
10/25/2014 4:43:13 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Dr. Ursus
Who among us havent.................My excuse is that stoat paws don't lend themselves to texting....keys are too small ;-)
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posted on
10/25/2014 4:45:18 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
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posted on
10/25/2014 4:47:52 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: MarDav
Man, the current crop of weed must be exceptionally powerful these days.
I hear it will turn you into something like this if you're not careful:
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posted on
10/25/2014 4:49:00 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
LOL, that’s so bad it goes full circle and becomes art. What the heck is it? She doesn’t really look Japanese. Have Koreans done low budget sci-fi?
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
10/25/2014 4:53:14 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: RegulatorCountry
LOL, thats so bad it goes full circle and becomes art. What the heck is it? She doesnt really look Japanese. Have Koreans done low budget sci-fi?
I can't tell you where it came from or any specifics about it, sorry. It rolled down the hill and into the stoatputer some years ago and has been creating havoc ever since ;-)
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posted on
10/25/2014 4:55:37 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
Yup...Something like that almost happened to me once back in the ‘70’s when I was young and stupid. Fortunately, the level of THC in the pot back then was only enough to make the music sound good (sometimes, REAL good ; > }
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posted on
10/25/2014 4:58:06 AM PDT
by
MarDav
To: MarDav
Yup...Something like that almost happened to me once back in the 70s when I was young and stupid. Fortunately, the level of THC in the pot back then was only enough to make the music sound good (sometimes, REAL good ; > }
Sometimes the music can be 'too' good though ;-)
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posted on
10/25/2014 5:08:33 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
Not funny. That little boy grew up to be a serial killer. It was during the late 1970’s when disco was in full swing. His first victims were found stomped to death in an alley behind [the now defunct] Studio 57 disco (located, not coincidentally, at the corner of 53rd and Gene Kelley drive in San Bernadino, California)
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posted on
10/25/2014 5:20:34 AM PDT
by
MarDav
To: Stoat
I found it, lol. It’s from a 70’s Japanese television series called “Android Kikader.” Season 1, episode 24, “Pink Armadillo - Sinister Temptress.”
http://youtu.be/zdK2mOT3oJA
The sound track adds oh so much more to the weirdness, and you get to see what happens to the truck driver.
To: RegulatorCountry
OMG THANK YOU! That is just amazing. I wuv da intermets!
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posted on
10/25/2014 5:28:43 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: RegulatorCountry
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posted on
10/25/2014 5:35:41 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Stoat
No doubt that he used his obolaphone to text.
To: Patriot Babe
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posted on
10/25/2014 5:49:02 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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