I can dream can't I?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3217928/posts
See this thread. See the linked post. Apparently squeezing the poop out of a dead Ebola victim is a bad idea. Who knew?
Make sure to note the Muslim population ratio to Muslim cases.
If that happened, they would spread out and try to infect as many infidels as possible.