1 posted on
10/10/2014 6:01:33 PM PDT by
NKP_Vet
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2 posted on
10/10/2014 6:04:29 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(Got Ebola? Come to America! Die and have the family sue whitey.)
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If your brother-in-law is also your uncle...
3 posted on
10/10/2014 6:04:56 PM PDT by
aomagrat
(Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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Hey, I live in E. Tenn.
I’ve got 8 Generations from West, by Gawd, Virginia
These hear parts resemble those remarks
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7 posted on
10/10/2014 6:15:52 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
(I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
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You could add: A Chihuahua is a redneck car alarm or a good burglar alarm.
8 posted on
10/10/2014 6:18:05 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
(I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
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Speaking of trailer jokes......
I helped a friend move to another state after he had purchased a business there. He was by no means poor, the family owned several auto dealerships. Part of the property he bought included a double wide and he thought that living there while they shopped for a permanent home was a good idea. His spoiled trophy (now ex) wife thought different. I was carrying a box of toiletries into their abode and asked where to put them. She told me to put them in the master bath. I asked if that was the one closest to the hitch or the taillights. I will never forget the look I got!
9 posted on
10/10/2014 6:19:00 PM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
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Gotta speak redneck too.
Widjadija: So dija bring yer dawg widjadija?
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This is ridiculous:
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'
The last words are, "GO TO HELL, OLE MISS!!"
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If you have ever used pieces of drywall to fills holes in your driveway.
12 posted on
10/10/2014 6:23:48 PM PDT by
BBell
(I'm cynical and sarcastic and therefore I love Ann Coulter)
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Redneck took his daughter to the Doctor, and told him she needs to be fitted for a diaphram. The Doctor looks at her chart and says, “She is 13 years old! is she sexually active?” The dad says, “No, she just lays there like her mother does.”
13 posted on
10/10/2014 6:24:07 PM PDT by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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If everyone in your family and all your relatives have worked at walmart at one time or another.
15 posted on
10/10/2014 6:25:22 PM PDT by
BBell
(I'm cynical and sarcastic and therefore I love Ann Coulter)
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16 posted on
10/10/2014 6:28:23 PM PDT by
Dallas59
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Me and Bubba take great offense at you mocking us.
17 posted on
10/10/2014 6:29:07 PM PDT by
PROCON
(Ask Yourself This..Are You More Likely to be Infected or Beheaded Today Than You Were 6 Years Ago?)
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19 posted on
10/10/2014 6:35:54 PM PDT by
hdbc
(FUBO)
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I don’t get it. Is this some sort of documentary?
24 posted on
10/10/2014 6:48:48 PM PDT by
roamer_1
(Globalism is just socialism in a business suit.)
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27 posted on
10/10/2014 6:57:05 PM PDT by
varina davis
(Gov. Rick Perry in 2016)
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28 posted on
10/10/2014 6:57:17 PM PDT by
Justice
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30 posted on
10/10/2014 7:04:08 PM PDT by
Brother Cracker
(You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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Yup, it’s all fun and games-’til the banjo music starts...
33 posted on
10/10/2014 7:11:16 PM PDT by
snuffy smiff
(Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.)
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