Posted on 10/10/2014 4:01:28 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
Youre so handsome I can hardly speak, she said reasonably,
declaring her undying allegiance
and praising what she considers to be its culinary accomplishments;
chief among them being, apparently, toxicity".
An altogether fitting object of praise
for the land where exploiting awareness
is the same as single-handedly causing a lethal ill.
From its smiley-face worthy effort on population control
to its push for equal access to liver transplants for the few survivors,
Paltrow praised the Death Cap mushroom, saying at every turn.
Im one of your biggest fans, if not the biggest.
The lives that you took from this country
and the passion
will historically be the most looked at
and scrutinized
recipe of all time.
In particular she lauded its work
on the so-called amanita poisoning gap,
declaring it very important to her as a cooking mother,
after which the collective groans from children
over school lunches from LA to Manhattan
briefly set the planet Earth off its rotational axis.
But Paltrow wasnt about to let the Death Cap mushroom outdo her.
It would be wonderful if we were able
to give this fatal fungus
all of the power that it needs
to do to our children what my human hero wants to do to your children
as he passes the things that he wants to pass,
Doesn’t she live in England now? What is she doing here raising money for him, and what is that money FOR?
You mean like Tony Stark’s Malibu home getting destroyed in “Iron Man 3”? Yep, right there with you.
Gwyneth, dahling, wake up. Obola is a puke. He has a head shaped like a light-bulb, a too-wide maniacal grin, ears like doors on a taxi cab, obviously GAY, in addition to LIBERAL asshole. He is the WORST PRESIDENT EVER, destroying this country one piece at a time, killing the citizens with the vile crap carried over the border by his future voters. He is a negligent, incompetent, treasonous, idiot and tool for the Agenda 21 crowd. This is his legacy. Obama The Destroyer.
WHAT!
YOU MEAN SHE’S NOT ACTING WHEN SHE PLAYS THE ROLE OF A DINGBAT?
Alcoholic? Maybe, but certainly dumb as a bag of hammers. She’s the same twit that said “Water has feelings.”
She is not bright enough to realize that it is inappropriate to fawn over the looks of a married man. Perhaps it is because she was not being serious. I do not wish to be mean but the man is truly homely.
Maybe her hormones were off that night, but he gives me the effing creeps.
The good news is that because Hollywood is turning out nothing but such thoroughly unenterprising claptrap (referred to as entertainment by Hollywood), Ill never have to face a conflict in boycotting a great movie just because it features one or more major Hollywood airhead celeb commies.
I have a friend who down loads pirated copies of anything hoolyweird and burns it to disk and passes it on so others can burn it so they can pass it on so on and so forth.
He says most of the time when you are done watching these so called block busters you will say WTF and be happy you did not waste your money on this CRAP!
Hollyweird has not received a dime from me in over 20+ years.
Gwyneth would have fit in perfectly among the German glitterati in the 1930s. Just take her words and substitute der Führer, throw in her giving a "Heil, Hitler" salute, and it would be indistinguishable.
and one of the stupidest, surely. And that’s saying a lot.
Reminds me of the Dixie Chicks. When will they learn?
wow, that makes so much sense! OMG
Here’ a cosmetic hint here, dear. Let your hair down. You don’t look near as acceptable with your hair pulled back as you think you do. It sharpens your features wayyy too much. In fact, you’re disgusting.
Two pea-brains in a pod.
All that is required of a starlet is high cheekbones and the body of a 15 yr old boy.
Which in her case means "someone who stands on an X and says things other people wrote."
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