Gwyneth Paltrow Embarrassingly Fawns Over ‘Handsome’ Obama In Cult-Like Fundraiser Intro

Red State ^ | October 10, 2014 | Caleb Howe (Diary)

[Cincinatus' Wife]

At a fundraiser hosted in her Hollywood home on Thursday night, actress and conscious uncoupler Gwyneth Paltrow was unable to contain that inner acolyte American liberals usually try to keep hidden from public view, as she gushed with child-like wonder over President Obama’s mere presence.

“You’re so handsome I can hardly speak,” she said reasonably,declaring her undying allegiance and praising what she considers to be his many accomplishments; chief among them being, apparently, “advocacy. An altogether fitting object of praise for the land where raising awareness is the same as single-handedly securing a cure for any ill. From his smiley-face worthy “effort” on sustainable energy to his “push” for equal pay, Paltrow praised the President’s opinion-saying at every turn.

“I’m one of your biggest fans, if not the biggest. The life that you brought to this country and the passion will historically be the most looked at and scrutinized presidencies of all time.”

In particular she lauded his work on the so-called gender pay gap, declaring it very important to her “as a working mother,” after which the collective guffaw from armies of au pairs and nannies in LA and Manhattan briefly set the planet Earth off its rotational axis.

But Paltrow wasn’t about to let Paltrow outdo her. “It would be wonderful if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass,” she fervently opined. Like Demi Moore before her, the “progressive” Paltrow wishes for nothing so much as benevolent ruler to remake the world in his image.Someone to follow and to lavish praise upon. Someone to make them feel OK about being rich and white and attractive.

President Obama was happy to play the kind and wise spiritual leader, talking of how his leadership has saved the American economy,.......

[Darksheare]

Yup, two posts.

[Darksheare]

“Herr ist tode!”
We will see when that happens, might take a bit.

[minnesota_bound]

In the photo the 2 kids do not look “inspired”.

Nanny for hire. Mary Poppins not qualified.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8553239/Mary-Poppins-wouldnt-meet-Gwyneths-great-expectations.html

45 Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes
http://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/09/45-hilariously-ridiculous-gwyneth-paltrow-quotes-that-will-make-you-want-to-punch-something/

[TheOldLady]

So long, Michelle the Food Nazi (Posting History)
Hat Tip to Arrowhead1952, who pinged me
Suspected retread with a zottable name doesn't say much
And ends up in the giant wok in the Viking Kitties' kitchen
He made a better meal than he did a FReeper


Please do retread again, so we can get Darks to out you for a nice re-ZOT



FReepmail TheOldLady to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.

[minnesota_bound]

Rush Limbaugh: “I think it was okay when Gwyneth ran out of words because of Obama’s beauty because she’d proved she was a moron by then.”

[Berlin_Freeper]

Really nice one TOL :)

[SunkenCiv]

Tyrannosaurus Zot! :’)

[Arrowhead1952]

I saw that name and clicked on it early today. It was still alive, but when I came back inside from some chores, it was zotted.

[TheOldLady]

Thank you, Mr. Freeper. Glad you like it.

[TheOldLady]

Exactly!

[TheOldLady]

Yes. Because of deleted posts, it has only two entries in its posting history.

[Old Sarge]

Concur, and will comply with great gusto!

[Old Sarge]

THOU DOST SPINNETH A FINE TALE, BROTHER...
NOW, PREPAREST ME A SAMMICH!

[Chode]

and the Andrea Mitchell Golden Kneepads award this week goes to... Gwenny Paltry!!!

[grey_whiskers]

Just to be fair about the name, Roger Kaputnik is a recurring character in the Mad Magazine's The Lighter Side of ... features by Dave Berg.