Posted on 10/05/2014 4:34:35 PM PDT by Lazamataz
If you think that is bad, try cancer!
Oh, wait, more people actually survive cancer.
Never mind.
Asking a Texan if he likes big insurance is like asking if he likes a big hat . . . or a big steak . . . or a big, dumb Dallas County judge . . . or a big Ebola!
GEICO . . . save $500 dollars or more on your next terminal illness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-DpRcxK_N8
You either laugh or cry die.
I'm thinking that when this plague falls on us hard enough I can finally land that government job and work to clean up the Ebola.
I'm thinking I may even get racial preference for once since I am a privileged white man.
It is important to remain optimistic when agonizing slow death threatens to kill millions.
I was traveling I-80 today, and using the time to check out the various Sirius XM channels available to me, which included football games, the AL baseball playoffs, and the Foxnews channel.
I listened briefly to the latter on two separate occasions, and in each case the theme of discussion, under the rubric of different forums, was the hysterical news coverage of the Dallas Ebola case, and included extensive lecturing and soul searching on fear mongering by the media.
So who got to them? What is going on?
“I’m paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?” - Louis Wu
Just saying there are no coincidences.
A link to this thread has been posted on the Ebola Surveillance Thread
Gallows Humour Alert!
What is your deal? Do you have some facts or expertise for your rather detached attitude about some fairly serious health issues?
Children are being hospitalized for E68 which makes it more than an overhyped cold. I seriously doubt the hospitals would be admitting kids due to overhype...kids who cannot breath or are experiencing paralysis.
Ebola Moratorium? Geez!
I don’t mock travel restrictions, consequently. They’re a decent idea
St. Louis news reported yesterday that 4 children had died from the Entero Virus D68. It’s in more than 40 states now, and should be getting more national coverage than it is.
All kinds of stuff will pass under the radar while the Media concentrates on Ebola. I am concerned about Ebola also, don’t get me wrong, but they need to report on other stuff too.
Exactly.
Oh, no, this thread has been infected by the iHeartApple virus.
Am going to take this stance to remain ‘Laughingly calm’ instead of screaming and crying. Yep, doing such ensures my classification as ‘insane’ and ‘religious fanaticism’. Love those classifications and lists that are constantly being compiled. Might become lucky and make another list?
Thanks for the laughs! Made our morning!
And ignore the men in those attractive, protective "Kerry bunny" suits because Ebol-ee is all under control by our elusive leader (who, according to his wife is just a stinky, smelly man, so maybe he's had ebol-ee for years and she's smelling decomp)
That looks like James Carvel.
Humans breathe through their mouth and nose so you might want to take your head out of the sand if you want to stay alive....
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