NFL Schedule - 2014 [Live Thread Week 2]

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[Bender2]

Week 2

Thursday, Sept. 11

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Baltimore Ravens, 8:25 p.m.

Sunday, Sept. 14

Miami Dolphins vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Washington Redskins, 1 p.m.

Dallas Cowboys vs. Tennessee Titans, 1 p.m.

Arizona Cardinals vs. New York Giants, 1 p.m.

New England Patriots vs. Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m.

New Orleans Saints vs. Cleveland Browns, 1 p.m.

Atlanta Falcons vs. Cincinnati Bengals, 1 p.m.

Detroit Lions vs. Carolina Panthers, 1 p.m.

St. Louis Rams vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 4:05 p.m.

Seattle Seahawks vs. San Diego Chargers, 4:05 p.m.

Houston Texans vs. Oakland Raiders, 4:25 p.m.

New York Jets vs. Green Bay Packers, 4:25 p.m.

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Denver Broncos, 4:25 p.m.

Chicago Bears vs. San Francisco 49ers, 8:30 p.m.

Monday, Sept. 15

Philadelphia Eagles vs. Indianapolis Colts, 8:30 p.m.

[Bender2]

Gadzooks, is it just me... or is this season seeming to be lasting forever???

Any who, here are my dead solid perfect picks... for week duce:

The Stoolers rips the Black Byrds a new one in Crab City Thursday night--

Sunday, Sept. 14

There is another QB from A&M making waves and his Phins will win a close one against them Buffaloes--

After the Jag-Offs had a chance to kill the Iggles last week, I am inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt. NAW! The Deadskins get a break and a win here--

No rest for the wicked or the long faced, so Mannig Lite and his Jersey Jints get pecked to death by them Red Byrds from Arizona--

Yeah, big, your Patty Cakes follow Cry Brady to close win over the Viqueens--

Hey, Browns, listen up: The Saints are coming and boy are they pissed! Not even Johnny Football can help here, it will be a Strong Brees all the way--

Andy Dalton's TCU North Horned Bengals beat back the Fowlcoons--

Cam says he is ready to roll on all 8 cylinder but the resurgent Dee-Throwit Loins toss a monkey wrench in his way--

Have-a-Tampa Bay's Pie-Rates hit them Saint Looie Yews so hard, it knocks off their bucking ears--

The Seahags drain all the Rivers, leaving them high and ry in Sandy Diego

Sorry, Seven. No joy in Oak Land. Allegra's Texicans will stay the only undefeated pro team in Texas if you make the assumption that the Aggies are actually just college boys--

More joy for big as his Packer Wackers squeeze the Gino out them Jersey Jets

No way my walking wounded Old Dallas Texans beat Manning Heavy in Mile High and Climbing Land--

Da Bears find the Cut on their Ler is festering and will not get any better against them nasty, drop the soap Frisco beach boys--

Monday, Sept. 15

I hope them Godless Iggle don't have any Luck in Indy Monday night, so I am picking the Colts here--

And so it goes with my Boys finally having Romo... get his act together and pull off a win against Allegra's Old Earlers--

Now, on the semi-pro side of the bread... the Number 7 Ags will have not problem with my new Q-boy, Kenny Thrill'a, scoring 50 plus as they have Roasted Owl on Rice as the main meal Saturday night--

The Great to be 8 Bears from Waco will not be Buffaloed Friday night--

One of the many of my old colleges I attended, Northeast Louisiana State College [now called Louisiana-Monroe] doesn't have a chinaman's chance at all with the old Chinese Bandits Defense of No. 10 LSU--

UCLA will visit Jerryworld and feast on fresh Bevo as the Longhorns are not getting any Younger--

Okay, now all y'all get you picks in... before I get really mad!

[Bender2]

Okay, okay, get your picks in... while I heal up--

[Lee'sGhost]

“Cam says he is ready to roll on all 8 cylinder but the resurgent Dee-Throwit Loins toss a monkey wrench in his way—”

That’s racist!

[ken5050]

Will Rice attempt another sabotage of the Fightin’ Texas Aggie Band?

[deweyfrank]

Godless Iggles? Me tinks Chipper is THE Football God. We will crush them name stealing, sneak out in the middle of the night, ownerless, Indy fakes. I still remember that night my heart was ripped out.

[Bender2]

Gadzooks, See-through Lee!?! Would it be not racist... and make you happy if I changed it to--

Just look at the flowers, Cam... Just look at the flowers

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[Rummyfan]

Week 2 Picks...

Thursday, Sept. 11

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Baltimore Ravens, 8:25 p.m. The Ravens season is over. OV - AH.

Pittsburgh.

Sunday, Sept. 14

Miami Dolphins vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m. Both teams showed some life last week - more than in recent seasons anyway. Like the Bills at home. Buffalo.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Washington Redskins, 1 p.m. Jags surprised last week before collapsing in the second half. The Redskins? Are they bad-bad, half bad, or half good? This game provides the answer. Jacksonville.

Dallas Cowboys vs. Tennessee Titans, 1 p.m.Like the Titans. JJ will be pulling his hair out after an 0 - 2 start. Tennessee.

Arizona Cardinals vs. New York Giants, 1 p.m. Giants rebound at home against the Cards who are coming off a short week and transcontinental travel. G-Men.

New England Patriots vs. Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m.Pats must win and will do so. Patriots.

New Orleans Saints vs. Cleveland Browns, 1 p.m.Saints all over the Brownies.

Atlanta Falcons vs. Cincinnati Bengals, 1 p.m.Interesting. Is Atlanta for real? They may be, but I don't think they can beat Cincy in Cincy. Bengals.

Detroit Lions vs. Carolina Panthers, 1 p.m.Lions sure looked good against the G-Men and they do have the best WR in the game and a top tier QB. Panthers struggled against Tampa Bay. Lions confound everyone and somehow win this game.

St. Louis Rams vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 4:05 p.m. Buccaneers. (Rams have no 'O'.)

Seattle Seahawks vs. San Diego Chargers, 4:05 p.m. Poor Chargers having to open against Arizona and Seattle. That translates to an 0 - 2 start. Seattle.

Houston Texans vs. Oakland Raiders, 4:25 p.m.Texans are weak at QB but have the D, Texans.

New York Jets vs. Green Bay Packers, 4:25 p.m.Packers rebound from Week 1 shellacking and get in the W column. Packers.

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Denver Broncos, 4:25 p.m.It ain't 2013 as the Chiefs realize Sunday evening when they are 0 - 2. Broncos.

Chicago Bears vs. San Francisco 49ers, 8:30 p.m.Bears also join the 0 - 2 club. Niners.

Monday, Sept. 15

Philadelphia Eagles vs. Indianapolis Colts, 8:30 p.m.Good test game for the Iggles. They pass! Iggles.

[Bender2]

You ask, "Will Rice attempt another sabotage... of the Fightin’ Texas Aggie Band?"

Well, ken, they best... NOT!!!!

[ken5050]

AGGIE Band at Rice: Attack of the Owl

Make sure to read the comments ..it explains the event..and the previous incidents with Rice

[Lee'sGhost]

Much better, Bender...though I think Luke Kuechly will have a voice in the matter.

[GOPsterinMA]

Week 2:

BAL
MIA
JAX
TEN
AZ
MIN
NOR
ATL
DET
TAM
SEA
HOU
GB
DEN
CHI
PHI

[John 3_19-21]

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Baltimore Ravens, 8:25 p.m.
Sunday, Sept. 14 Miami Dolphins vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m.
Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Washington Redskins, 1 p.m.
Dallas Cowboys vs. Tennessee Titans, 1 p.m.
Arizona Cardinals vs. New York Giants, 1 p.m.
New England Patriots vs. Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m.
New Orleans Saints vs. Cleveland Browns, 1 p.m.
Atlanta Falcons vs. Cincinnati Bengals, 1 p.m.
Detroit Lions vs. Carolina Panthers, 1 p.m.
St. Louis Rams vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 4:05 p.m.
Seattle Seahawks vs. San Diego Chargers, 4:05 p.m.
Houston Texans vs. Oakland Raiders, 4:25 p.m.
New York Jets vs. Green Bay Packers, 4:25 p.m.
Kansas City Chiefs vs. Denver Broncos, 4:25 p.m.
Chicago Bears vs. San Francisco 49ers, 8:30 p.m.
Monday, Sept. 15 Philadelphia Eagles vs. Indianapolis Colts, 8:30 p.m.

[al_c]

JJ will be pulling his hair out after an 0 - 2 start.

No, he won't. He'll pull Garrett's hair out instead. JJ has too big of an ego to pull his own hair.

[dfwgator]

The Cowboys scheduled a scrimmage with SMU. The Cowboys need the practice and SMU needs the win.

[ken5050]

I have a wedding to attend in Dallas in Oct 2016..gonna get tix to one, hopefully two A&M games...can’t wait to see the new Kyle Field, and the FTAB

[deweyfrank]

Ptsbg.
Mia.
Jax.
Girls
Ariz
Pats
N.O.
Atl
Det
T.B.
Seat
Hou.Pack
Den
49ers
Phila

[al_c]

LOL!

[Rummyfan]

The Cowboys scheduled a scrimmage with SMU. The Cowboys need the practice and SMU needs the win.

LOL!

[big'ol_freeper]

Week two couldn't come fast enough....

The Stools over the purple punch
The Tunas over the Beefaloes
The _____s over the Jaggers
Bender's Cowromos over the Tighthens
The Buzzards over the Midgets
The Patriots over the Vicekings
The Aints over the Brownstains
The Bungles over the Dirty Birds
The Punters over the Kitties
The Pirates over the Lambs
The Seasparrows over the Charredburgers
The Texians over the Traitors
The Packers over the Cessnas
The Broncos over them Old Texams
The 69ers over da Barelys

Und

The Folds over the Beagles

[SevenofNine]

Hey Bender I hear your owner Jerry Jones in trouble

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/jerry-jones-sued-sexual-assault-former-exotic-dancer-jana-weckerly-cowboys-owner-2009-090914