[Bender2]

Gadzooks, is it just me... or is this season seeming to be lasting forever???

Any who, here are my dead solid perfect picks... for week duce:

The Stoolers rips the Black Byrds a new one in Crab City Thursday night--

Sunday, Sept. 14

There is another QB from A&M making waves and his Phins will win a close one against them Buffaloes--

After the Jag-Offs had a chance to kill the Iggles last week, I am inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt. NAW! The Deadskins get a break and a win here--

No rest for the wicked or the long faced, so Mannig Lite and his Jersey Jints get pecked to death by them Red Byrds from Arizona--

Yeah, big, your Patty Cakes follow Cry Brady to close win over the Viqueens--

Hey, Browns, listen up: The Saints are coming and boy are they pissed! Not even Johnny Football can help here, it will be a Strong Brees all the way--

Andy Dalton's TCU North Horned Bengals beat back the Fowlcoons--

Cam says he is ready to roll on all 8 cylinder but the resurgent Dee-Throwit Loins toss a monkey wrench in his way--

Have-a-Tampa Bay's Pie-Rates hit them Saint Looie Yews so hard, it knocks off their bucking ears--

The Seahags drain all the Rivers, leaving them high and ry in Sandy Diego

Sorry, Seven. No joy in Oak Land. Allegra's Texicans will stay the only undefeated pro team in Texas if you make the assumption that the Aggies are actually just college boys--

More joy for big as his Packer Wackers squeeze the Gino out them Jersey Jets

No way my walking wounded Old Dallas Texans beat Manning Heavy in Mile High and Climbing Land--

Da Bears find the Cut on their Ler is festering and will not get any better against them nasty, drop the soap Frisco beach boys--

Monday, Sept. 15

I hope them Godless Iggle don't have any Luck in Indy Monday night, so I am picking the Colts here--

And so it goes with my Boys finally having Romo... get his act together and pull off a win against Allegra's Old Earlers--

Now, on the semi-pro side of the bread... the Number 7 Ags will have not problem with my new Q-boy, Kenny Thrill'a, scoring 50 plus as they have Roasted Owl on Rice as the main meal Saturday night--

The Great to be 8 Bears from Waco will not be Buffaloed Friday night--

One of the many of my old colleges I attended, Northeast Louisiana State College [now called Louisiana-Monroe] doesn't have a chinaman's chance at all with the old Chinese Bandits Defense of No. 10 LSU--

UCLA will visit Jerryworld and feast on fresh Bevo as the Longhorns are not getting any Younger--

Okay, now all y'all get you picks in... before I get really mad!

[Bender2]

Okay, okay, get your picks in... while I heal up--

[Lee'sGhost]

“Cam says he is ready to roll on all 8 cylinder but the resurgent Dee-Throwit Loins toss a monkey wrench in his way—”

That’s racist!

[ken5050]

Will Rice attempt another sabotage of the Fightin’ Texas Aggie Band?

[deweyfrank]

Godless Iggles? Me tinks Chipper is THE Football God. We will crush them name stealing, sneak out in the middle of the night, ownerless, Indy fakes. I still remember that night my heart was ripped out.

[John 3_19-21]

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Baltimore Ravens, 8:25 p.m.
Sunday, Sept. 14 Miami Dolphins vs. Buffalo Bills, 1 p.m.
Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Washington Redskins, 1 p.m.
Dallas Cowboys vs. Tennessee Titans, 1 p.m.
Arizona Cardinals vs. New York Giants, 1 p.m.
New England Patriots vs. Minnesota Vikings, 1 p.m.
New Orleans Saints vs. Cleveland Browns, 1 p.m.
Atlanta Falcons vs. Cincinnati Bengals, 1 p.m.
Detroit Lions vs. Carolina Panthers, 1 p.m.
St. Louis Rams vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 4:05 p.m.
Seattle Seahawks vs. San Diego Chargers, 4:05 p.m.
Houston Texans vs. Oakland Raiders, 4:25 p.m.
New York Jets vs. Green Bay Packers, 4:25 p.m.
Kansas City Chiefs vs. Denver Broncos, 4:25 p.m.
Chicago Bears vs. San Francisco 49ers, 8:30 p.m.
Monday, Sept. 15 Philadelphia Eagles vs. Indianapolis Colts, 8:30 p.m.

[deweyfrank]

Ptsbg.
Mia.
Jax.
Girls
Ariz
Pats
N.O.
Atl
Det
T.B.
Seat
Hou.Pack
Den
49ers
Phila

[big'ol_freeper]

Week two couldn't come fast enough....

The Stools over the purple punch
The Tunas over the Beefaloes
The _____s over the Jaggers
Bender's Cowromos over the Tighthens
The Buzzards over the Midgets
The Patriots over the Vicekings
The Aints over the Brownstains
The Bungles over the Dirty Birds
The Punters over the Kitties
The Pirates over the Lambs
The Seasparrows over the Charredburgers
The Texians over the Traitors
The Packers over the Cessnas
The Broncos over them Old Texams
The 69ers over da Barelys

Und

The Folds over the Beagles

[SevenofNine]

Hey Bender I hear your owner Jerry Jones in trouble

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/jerry-jones-sued-sexual-assault-former-exotic-dancer-jana-weckerly-cowboys-owner-2009-090914

[SevenofNine]

ONe thing for sure I think you are the Raiders LOL!

Also Raven after controxary Ray Ike turner may take out their frustration against their opporation this week

[kevkrom]

Anyway, my winners:

PIT
BUF
WAS
TEN
ARZ
MIN
NO
CIN
CAR
TB
SD (upset special!)
HOU
GB
DEN
CHI
IND

[yield 2 the right]

The Jaguars(0-2) really are in it for their home opener next week vs the bitter and visiting 0-2 Colts....
FWIW: FreeBortles and hope he does not get injured.